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[romantico]

Jenna: If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn’t he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?

Liz: Hey Frank, wake up. You’re not allowed to sleep through the topical meeting.
Frank: Dude! I’m exhausted. I stayed up all night watching a Designing Women marathon. Yeah, at first I hated it. And then I liked it. Then I hated it again. Then I got horny, and then I fell asleep.

Jack: This year I’ll be a page for a day, and you’ll be my boss.
Kenneth: Thank you, sir.
Jack: That’s how the “Bottoms-Up” program works. I’m going to be your bottom Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.




Kenneth:Oh I don't drink coffee. Thats the devil's temperature.


Kenneth: "Mr. Jordan himself said, “Don’t let no one in who’s not on the list because this mess is gonna get raw, like sushi. So haters to the left”.




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[LibraLiz1973]

1. Here are some that had me rolling when the eps aired

Liz Lemon: Okay, very funny. You bought a pager from Dennis. Will you take it off now, please?
Jack: Oh, I can’t. I’m expecting a call from 1983.

Liz Lemon: I thought Tracy was getting here at noon.
Jack: Movie stars move at their own pace, Liz. We have to accommodate him.
Liz Lemon: Yeah, well, a lot of people are still upset about Tracy joining the show.
Jack: Well, that’s not my problem. I have other things on my plate. You hear about that chemical factory explosion outside of Colorado Springs?
Liz Lemon: No…
Jack: Good.



Jack: Alfredo’s, 2 PM.
Liz Lemon: I’m not dressed for that.
Jack: You’re dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?

[bbernardini]

2. I've only ever watched one episode...

...and it's because the previews teased this scene:

Liz: He called me the worst name ever.
Frank: What did he call you?
Liz: I'm not gonna repeat it. That's how much I hate it.
Pete: Fat camp?
Liz: No.
Frank: Mouth hooker.
Liz: No.
Frank: Monster bitch.
Pete: Hatchet face.
Liz: No! The one that rhymes with your favorite Todd Rundgren album.
Frank: It rhymes with "Hermit of Mink Hollow"?

[BarenakedLady]

3. Blerg.

She totally stole that term from me!

BLERG!

[romantico]

4. Jack and Kenneth are my favorite

Not to mention the hot secretary (can't remember her name)

LIZ: Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
JACK: Its after six, what am I a dirt farmer?

I also love werewolf Bah mitzvah

Short clip version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxk_P3PNuZU


full version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRqavy1W65I