Ahhhhhh!!!!! My Crotch is burning!!!

[Inchworm]

:toast:

[quakerboy]

1. Why?

did you spill alcohol on yourself, then light up a stogie? Cause thats kinda how I envision you....

[Inchworm]

4. You laugh..

it could happen :)

:hi:

[quakerboy]

7. I'm Sayin.

[Inchworm]

8. oh shit!

this was sooo long ago :D

thanks for the smile.

:rofl:

[Dave_Fl_50]

2. Elliot?

[Thurston Howell III]

3. Try this.

[Inchworm]

5. I once put Blue Star Ointment on a case of gauld...

TMI...

:yoiks:

[ThomCat]

6. Use lubricant next time.

:P

[Inchworm]

11. grabbed the wrong thing

hehe

this was a copycat that I barely rem making :D

:hide:

[JVS]

9. Ahhh, so you've met her too!

[Inchworm]

10. That wench and her mead..

that is all

x(

[qwertyMike]

12. Too much information

Take a bath

[Inchworm]

13. That's what everyone says!

.4 on originality.

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

14. Thanks for the warning.

I WAS going to fool around with you some tonight. Not now. :P

[krispos42]

15. You obviously didn't read the notice in the men's room

"For a fling with the Coultergeist, double up!"

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

16. Damn, now I have to get tested too, don't I?

:P

[SOteric]

17. That'll teach ya.

Next time you cut jalapenos into your salsa, wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.

[In_The_Wind]

18. Are you

still using Grecian Formula for Men on your pubic hairs again?
I've heard that can cause a burning feeling.

[texas1928]

19. They make an ointment that will clear that up.

[Hand]

20. Insh'Allah. nt

[BarenakedLady]

21. I read the title and somehow knew you were involved

Weirdo

:P

[Inchworm]

22. LoL

A copycat gone wild!

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

23. Yeah?

So on what do you blame your other "gems". I read some pretty whacked out posts from you.

:rofl:

[intaglio]

24. try botox on it

that will iron out the wrinkles

[Westegg]

25. Welcome to DU, Lindsay!