What hints could I drop to get unwanted guests out of my Delaware

[LynneSin]

Seems madinmaryland has overextended his stay for about a week now and well, we like him but we're ready for him to leave.

[LostinVA]

1. Febreeze seems to be your usual weapon

[LynneSin]

4. yeah but he stuck around for the Herradura tequila

which proves the lure of tequila is much stronger than the repellant of Febreze

[LostinVA]

5. I wonder if that hypothesis would test out on Haruka

[LynneSin]

7. Well we could test that theory out

Since I keep both Febreze and Herradura in my home

[LostinVA]

10. I wouldn't seriously suggest it

She may get violent.

[madinmaryland]

2. ..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7559173&mesg_id=7559173

And can you explain this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7537076#7558706

:shrug:

[Sweet Freedom]

3. Over morning coffee...

instead of handing him creamer, hand him rat poison? :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

6. Put on "The english patient" and just leave it playing 24/7.

[SoCalDem]

12. "TITANIC"

:)

[AlCzervik]

20. how about both? Mad PhyOps.

[unpossibles]

8. do you have any Creed CDs?

although that may break the Geneva Conventions...

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Leave an "upper-decker" in the bathroom.

That gets 'em every time.

[youthere]

11. How about ..

"YOU FUCKING VILLAGE IDIOT NEED TO STFU AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STATE"

[madinmaryland]

13. ..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7559173&mesg_id=7559173

[conscious evolution]

14. Tell him that the price of tolls is going up.

:hide:

[CreekDog]

15. Tell him there's not enough room for the two of you

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

16. Wake him up by whispering in his ear: "Remember. You are in Delaware."

He will flee in horror within seconds.

Works almost every time.

mikey_the_rat

[TZ]

17. Raid?

I hear thats really good for getting rid of unwanted pests..:rofl:

[BOSSHOG]

18. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders sighted in Philadelphia??

[LynneSin]

21. We'll put them in Perryville, MD

that way we can make another $4 off of him

[BOSSHOG]

24. Would that be four one's!?

[krispos42]

19. Tollbooth in front of the toilet

Exact change only.

:hide:

[BeachBaby]

22. How about.....

"Buy your fuckin ciggies somewhere else!"

[LaraMN]

23. Perpetual dicussion of your menses.

Works on my husband, anyway.