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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 06:56 PM
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I just told Mrs Matcom I Would Do The Dishes Tonight
Edited on Wed Mar-12-08 06:57 PM by matcom
EVEN THOUGH it is my Birthday Month!

:rofl:

so, I threw away my OWN paper plate!

who is better than me? LADIES... you can't have me! I Am TAKEN THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

:rofl:

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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 06:58 PM
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1. Have you
preformed your other husbandly duty's mister?
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:51 PM
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17. I hope he doesn't DO her
the way he does the dishes
:evilgrin:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 06:59 PM
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2. Paging Mrs.Matcom
Dear,
You are a martyr.
GC
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:00 PM
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3. My Toilet Needs Cleaning
Use the backdoor to get in, make it shiny....:hi:


:woohoo:


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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:02 PM
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6. I'm guessing that unless your toilet is made of paper....
:rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:38 PM
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13. Toilet, schmoilet.
matcom only uses his manbox. And he tracks litter all over the room with it, too.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:57 PM
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18. manbox
:spray:

:rofl:

Thanks for that imagery as I try to settle down to go to bed. :P :D
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 10:14 PM
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21. Litter, schmitter
He simply wears a pine tree air freshener around his neck! Manly man! :thumbsup:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:01 PM
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4. Hey matcom
You make me very glad I'm SINGLE.....:P
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:01 PM
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5. All you do is give, matcom! Give, give, give.
I salute you! :patriot:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:08 PM
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8. Oh?
Yet another male(?!) who makes this woman glad to be unattached....:P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:13 PM
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9. the sacrifices I make
i'll tell you....

:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:07 PM
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7. A $5,500 paper plate...
Nice post, Spitzer!
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:17 PM
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10. so what? you want a fucking medal??
:hide:





















:rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:33 PM
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11. Plastic cutlery too?
You are some man. :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:26 PM
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14. Manwiches
no cutlery needed.

OH THE BEAUTY!!!

:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:32 PM
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16. Nice post, Tweety!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 07:34 PM
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12. you use disposable plates
but why the reusable toilet paper??? :crazy:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:29 PM
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15. I hope you let the dog lick the plate before you threw it away.....
they need to eat to you know !!!!

lost






um you do have a dog???? right????

:shrug: :shrug:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 10:08 PM
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19. Pfft. Your birthday is in October.
underpants told me.






:hide:

:rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 10:12 PM
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20. Birthday months that contain the letter "r"
:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 11:01 PM
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22. Was tonight the spaghetti dinner night?
Man, those dishes sure get dirty after a long spaghetti dinner.
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