B-A-C-O-N! Yay Bacon!!

[VenusRising]

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

I'm so making one of these the next time I have BLTs. It's a must!



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[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Yes!

:D

[VenusRising]

5. How bad do you want one of those sandwiches?

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. Very bad!

:P

[Joe Bacon]

76. Turkey Bacon for me, please!

So hard to keep kosher with a name like mine :cry:

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Bacon???

[VenusRising]

3. I don't think he would be easy to weave.

But if he tastes the same...toss him on! :rofl:

[supernova]

4. That's Bacon sausage

:9

[VenusRising]

6. LOL!

:spank:


:rofl:

[supernova]

9. I'm gonna go to sleep

thinking about weaving Kevin Bacon now. :D :rofl:

[VenusRising]

17. I think you just came up with a new college degree program.

Underwater Bacon Weaving. :rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

26. Off to the bunk with you.

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear VenusRising!

Do you buy it like that?

Looks amazing...

And yummy!

:9

[VenusRising]

13. Nope. You weave it yourself.

And who said playing with your food is bad? ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. You're making a porky fall for Yeoman Rand?

:D

[VenusRising]

14. I want to eat it

not wear it on my head.

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Hey, if you make it big enough

we could bounce on it! :bounce:

[VenusRising]

21. That's not where my brain went with that first part at all.

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Ah, yeah

You were thinking of a cargo net, huh? :)

[VenusRising]

29. Nope.

Not even in the ballpark. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Ah — *ballpark*

A really big one, to use as a template for that neat grass-cutting effect.

:thumbsup:

[VenusRising]

33. That's a lot of bacon.

But would make the sport infinitely more interesting.

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Yeah, except for

ants.

x(

[VenusRising]

36. Don't invite them.

:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Don't have to

They get in free.



Then they sit in the $125 seats and spend the whole game on their cell phones. :eyes:



"Dude! Guess where I am!"

[VenusRising]

39. How obnoxious!

Like they could even afford those seats.

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Yeah, and they sit like five or six thousand to a seat

and won't share their popcorn.



And they get all pissy if a foul ball mooshes a few hundred of 'em. :eyes:

[VenusRising]

42. Spray them with soapy water.

They can't breathe and you can steal their popcorn.

And eventually their high dollar seat. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Ooooo!

:thumbsup:

[Drum]

50. Oddly, I had the completely opposite reaction to that.

Oh wait, maybe it was a semantics thing.

On second thought...

:evilgrin:

[supernova]

10. 5x5 That's like

half a pound of bacon.

:crazy:

[VenusRising]

16. If you're gonna be bad

you might as well go for the gusto! :evilgrin:

[krispos42]

75. There's a typo in your post

I'm sure you meant "That's like ONLY half a pound of bacon".

Mmmmm... bacon... :drool:

[DS1]

11. too much effort

I prefer to just smash a mound of it between two slices of bread

[supernova]

15. DS1, are you gonna

have a little Jedi?

Is there something you wanna share with us?


:D

[quakerboy]

19. YOU ARE MY HERO

Just when I thought bacon could get no better. I should have known better.

[VenusRising]

20. Just doing my best to spread the Bacon Love!

:patriot:

[quakerboy]

25. I think i may need a divorce

My other wont let me make one tonight. She says we already had dinner and thats enough.

[VenusRising]

27. Change the date on the bacon package to today's date.

You have no choice but to make it.

With the state of this economy, who can afford to waste good food? ;)

[quakerboy]

32. That is brilliant

She was just trying to make me eat yogurt for just that reason. And I happen to have a fine point sharpie right here.

If I leave her, you are now next on my list. Bacon is important. In fact, I have just now decided to advocate for a Unity party:

Gore/BACON 08. All your blts are belong to us.

[VenusRising]

34. My husband calls me "The Temptress".

I just like to think of myself as an conduit to people's happiness. :rofl:

[VenusRising]

44. We also need pictures of your bacon weaving.

:)

[quakerboy]

46. She

still says no. I'm definitely rethinking this whole getting married soon thing. No bacon on demand is a VERY high price to pay.

[VenusRising]

47. Well.

She's gotta go to sleep sometime. :P

[quakerboy]

53. Turns out she says yes

The bacon is in the oven. life is good. I won't have to challenge your husband to a duel after all. Its probably for the best, since I won't have to share it this way.

[VenusRising]

55. We definitely need a report and pictures.

Grab the cam, man!!

:bounce:

[quakerboy]

63. from last night

After

<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Before

<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[DS1]

65. that is some fatty bacon!

:wow:

[quakerboy]

67. I folded it

She stole 2 pieces, thus the imperfection of the final product. Then I folded it and made one large sandwich. It was so good.

[VenusRising]

71. That's awesome!

:bounce::bounce:

Was it worth the extra effort? I'm so jealous.

[quakerboy]

73. It was indeed worth it

Well worth it. I was afraid that the doubled up sections might not cook fully, but I was pleasantly surprised. Best bacon ever.

[Cabcere]

82. Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I heard THAT line...

...I'd have five cents. :P :hi:

[harmonicon]

22. super mega awesome

I make BLTs once every month or two, and next time I'm definitely going to try this.

[VenusRising]

23. Me too.

If I hadn't already gone to the store today, I would have added bacon to my list. :(

Oh, well, next trip.

[Liberal Veteran]

28. These look even better!

Bacon bowls!!!!

[VenusRising]

30. I've seen those.

I was excited about those, too, but this bacon sandwich net takes the bacon weaving to the extreme.

[Drum]

51. omg!

:9

[KitchenWitch]

80. Now THAT would get me to eat more salads.

:9

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. Your subject line made me think of the song "Toast"

All around the country coast to coast,
People always say, what do you like most,
I don't want to brag, I dont want to boast,
I'd always tell them, I like toast

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!

I get up in the morning about 6 AM
Have a little jelly have a little jam
Take a peice of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the leaver and the wires get hot, i get toast

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

Now theres no secret to toasting perfection
theres a dial on the side and you make your selection
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops to soon press down again, make toast

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

When the first cave man drove in from the drags,
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and eggs
Must had been a genus, got in his head
plug the toaster in the wall, buy a loaf of bread make toast

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

a oui monsieur bonjour coquette
au croissant au va-et-vien
A maurice et violette eilfel tower
a oui marret bagguette bonsoir
FRENCH TOAST!!!!!
FRENCH TOAST!!!!!

In chicago or on the bob and tom show
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!

[VenusRising]

40. I love Heywood Banks!

One of my friends introduced me to him in 91 or 92. His "18 Wheels on a Big Rig" song is hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYbasJ5lX_U

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

81. OMG Me too!

When I lived in the Twin Cities, one of the morning shows featured Heywood Banks quite often.

:D

[Lethe]

45. Thats not bacon, thats Purina Brand Beggin' Strips

C'mon.......geez

[VenusRising]

49. You apparently did not read the "Steve, Don't Eat It!" blog.

His Beggin Strip, lettuce, and tomato sandwich did not EVEN look that good. :puke:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

[flvegan]

48. Yeah, well someone has to eat that shit.

[JanMichael]

62. Eat it and play with it...

Nutty huh?

What's next...maybe tripe origami?

[Whoa_Nelly]

52. Besides the weaving, how the hell do you make it crisp?

(me...gotta have crispy bacon!)

Broiler?

[VenusRising]

54. I just put it in the oven on 425.

Leave it in there as long as it takes it to get to the right crisp factor.

[Whoa_Nelly]

56. Yum!

Am not much of a meat eater, but...bacon???? OMD! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

am coming over for brunch this Suday! :D

[VenusRising]

57. I'll have plenty!

One of my husband's friends was teasing his girlfriend about bacon being the only thing we wrap other food in to make it taste better. :rofl:

:hi::hug:

[sarge43]

58. BLTs, food for the gods.

:loveya::toast:

[GenDem]

59. We had BLT's last night

but those waffles are ingenious.

[Burma Jones]

60. You are the finest human that ever walked the Earth

I had never thought of weaving bacon.....

[Mutley]

61. Oh my god, that has to be absolutely TERRIBLE for you.

Think I'll make one next time I have bacon in the house. :D

[GOPisEvil]

64. Nature's perfect sandwich (for carnivores that is).

Nothing better on the planet than a good BLT.

[fizzgig]

66. mmmmm....bacon

*drools*

[Generic Brad]

68. That looks six degrees away from being extremely Kevin-y (n/t)

[Arugula Latte]

69. Just a little reminder ...

Cute, and smarter than a dog, to boot.

[theredpen]

70. Bacon O's!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/baconos.php

[TexasBushwhacker]

72. Best bacon commercial ever ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Z7b9ixAY8

and if gotta have more bacon, make a stop in Snook, TX:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

[leeroysphitz]

74. Only one thing smells like bacon and that's bacon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvxgM3lr-mg

[Lasher]

77. What a great idea!

Now I have to go buy some lettuce and tomatoes.

[trof]

78. Bubba's favorite: Mama's Chicken Fried Bacon.

"The batter seals all the 'juices' in."
;-)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

79. Now all I need are eggs :)

That looks scrum, I just like mah bacon with 2 over easy n toast :)