How do you make your coffee?

[Mutley]

Poll question: How do you make your coffee?

edit: In case you're wondering, I'm sitting here drinking coffee, and I felt like posting a completely useless thread. So, here it is.

[DarkTirade]

1. I usually do the same thing this guy does.

http://www.squidi.net/comic/tales/view.php?ep=1&id=4

[Mutley]

2. Hehe!

That would be some good coffee. :D

[DarkTirade]

3. That's fear.

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

4. Fear makes so many things wonderful.

:7

[Zornhau]

5. I don't make a good New Englander

I drink my coffee black...

[Mutley]

6. Every now and again I want some black coffee

but usually it's milk and sugar. Today, though, I got a bit adventurous and put a little whipped cream on top.

[Zornhau]

7. I will do cream and sugar in iced coffee

but if it's hot coffee it's gotta be black.

[SoxFan]

16. Commie pig

If you drink black coffee, the terrorists will win.

[Zornhau]

36. Phhst

trying to hide your terrorist coddling arabica coffee with milk and sugar doesn't fool us. As if calling it 'normal' at dunkin donuts makes it right... We see your 'Merican hating ways!



:rofl:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

8. As my American Studies teacher sayd, if I wanted a cup of cream and sugar, I would have ordered one.

All that goes in coffee is coffee.

[Lex]

9. someone's putting in too much milk and sugar if that's the case (nt)

[qnr]

10. Cream & sugar (though it's actually sweetener) n/t

[FloridaJudy]

11. With steamed milk

Yup. I'm one of those Birkenstock-wearing, latte-drinking libals.

[fizzgig]

12. cream and honey

but sugar will do in a pinch

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. When I first started it was coffee, cream and sugar at a third a third a third ratio. Now

I don't use sugar anymore, but I still use a lot of creamer. I guess I like cafe au lait??

[BlueIris]

14. Black. I'm a masochist when it comes to coffee.

[pink-o]

15. I have an espresso machine. Make Lattes on a daily basis n/t

[SoxFan]

17. Army style

Take a packet of instant Taster's Choice from your MRE. Pour it between your lower lip and gums. Let it soak in like chewing tobacco and enjoy your caffeine rush.

[Roon]

18. I can't always afford to keep cream and sugar stocked

so I got used to drinking coffee black and that solved that problem.

[pokerfan]

19. Where's the Irish Whiskey option?

[DarkTirade]

21. That's not an option...

that's a necessity.

[Mutley]

29. That would be a part of option five.

Too many things fit in that category to list separately.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

20. I set the coffee on the counter, have a moment of silence, make the sign of the cross, and then...

...in my best Paul McCartney voice, yell

Do you, don't you, want me to make you?

THAT's how I make my coffee.

:evilgrin:

[TexasLady]

22. with three napkins

I ran out of filters this morning. :(

[DarkTirade]

23. The important question is...

did it work?

[merh]

24. well, I put the coffee carafe in the sink and turn on the faucet and put water in it

then I open the cabinet and take out a filter and put it in the filter basket and then I grab the can of coffee and open it and put one scoop of coffee for every 2 cups of water in the filter, in the basket, and then I pour the water into the coffee maker and then I turn on the coffee maker and wait.


I don't wait too long, I bought a bunn coffee maker as a luxury christmas gift to myself, to replace the one that I lost when the wind blew and the poopoo flew :blush:







Oh and when it is finished, I pour the coffee in a coffee mug and add 2% milk.

:hi:


:hug: :loveya:

[Mutley]

28. Smartass.

:D

:hug: :loveya:

Here's another one I haven't seen in ages. Howya been?

[merh]

40. Who me

It's good to see you too. I've doing good, things have been improving and I can't complain about much. Thanks for asking. :hug:

How have you been? :pals:

[Chan790]

25. Black

* French-pressed from Sidamo
* Made from filtered water.
* Ground fresh to brew.

Yes, I'm a coffeesnob.

[Fox Mulder]

26. In a coffee maker.

:silly:

[Mutley]

27. I had stuff to do earlier.

Thanks for replying to my useless thread, folks! :D

[RetroLounge]

30. I hand money to a cute barrista

:shrug:

RL

[NJmaverick]

Black is the way to go

No fuss no muss, just straight coffee.

[NJmaverick]

31. Black is the way to go

No fuss no muss, just straight coffee.

[Dr. Strange]

33. Wow, racism and homophobia in the same post.

Whoa, sorry. Thought I was in GD-P for a moment. :crazy:

[KansDem]

32. I buy whole bean and grind at home...

Mmmm-mmm...:9

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Shove handfulls of beans up my ass until I'm full, and then vomit a coffee-like substance

which I then titrate the coffee out of.

[Dr. Strange]

37. Ooh, gross...

you titrate the coffee out? That's just wrong!

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. Chemistry was a long time ago. Damn! That's embarrassing. I meant precipitate.

Crap.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

35. Black with two sugars.

[Lady Effingbroke]

39. Usually black, sometimes with a shot of whiskey.

[grasswire]

41. you oughta have separate categories for milk and cream

...because there's a world of difference in taste. I would never use milk in coffee. Real cream is first choice, half and half will do.