Kirk is seducing another space alien

[pokerfan]

This time an "immense being" with "100 limbs which resemble tentacles." Fortuantely the Kelvans had assumed human forms with odd hair stylings:



Kelinda: Is there some significance to this action?
Kirk: Well, among humans, it's, uh... meant to express... warmth and love.
Kelinda: Oh. You are trying to seduce me. I have been studying you.
Kirk: Me?
Kelinda: All humans. This business of love. You have devoted much literature to it. Why do you build such a mystique around a simple biological function?
Kirk: We enjoy it.



This show was wasted on the prepuscent pokerfan.

[Cabcere]

1. I can't help but find your avatar hilariously appropriate in conjunction with this thread title.

:P :rofl: I kid, I kid. Kirk & co. were before my time, but thanks to my dad, I kind of grew up with them all anyway. :hi:

[pokerfan]

9. I was just a kid when it was on

By the time I had gotten older, they had moved on to TNG and the other spinoffs. I know the stories by heart, just never realized how um... stimulating the women were.

[DarkTirade]

2. ... tentacle sex?

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. See: "Galaxy Quest".

[DarkTirade]

8. Oh that's not right...

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Xenophobe!

For all we know, she's considered a hottie by her own species.

Rishathra!

[DarkTirade]

12. I was quoting.

That's what Guy said when they started making out in front of him.

"Do you rish with those?"
"Yes, but carefully." :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Oh, that's right. Points for having a better memory than I do!

[supernova]

6. Not. saying. a. Word.

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

21. Only one word needs to be said...

Hentai! :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. I sure wish that I had a Kirk seducing a space vixen pic in my photobucket account!

:rofl:

[TZ]

5. ...

Is it Sex in Space Day today?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7569393#7569727
:rofl:

[Cabcere]

7. When you're James T. Kirk...

EVERY day is Sex in Space Day!

:rofl:

[mondo joe]

11. Here's Kirk's every relationship with any female, in 11 seconds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhmOUbcGtU8

[Cabcere]

14. Haha, excellent.

:P :hi:

[pokerfan]

16. Kirk and Spock lose their favorite sex toy

http://www.youtube.com/v/WsMuYoHIkbA&hl=en

[mondo joe]

17. Well... you've probably seen Kirk and Spock's relationship set to NIN:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY

[pokerfan]

18. LOL! Awesome!

They truly were ahead of their time.

[JoePhilly]

13. She seems too uptight ... maybe her hair is tied to tightly.

It definitely pulling her eyebrows up into her forehead.

[Kutjara]

19. You'd be tense, too, if you had...

...to compress 500 cubic yards of tentacles, eyeballs and whatnot into a 5'3", 120lb package. It'd be like one of us trying to disguise ourselves as a Pez dispenser: a touch claustrophobic, to say the least.

[JoePhilly]

20. Good point ... I bet she's wild when she undoes that knot on her head!!

[Kutjara]

22. Sort of like a balloon full of squid guts.

I would imagine.