You're sentenced to die - what's your last meal?

[sniffa]

Feel free to get creative.

Me, I want New England boiled dinnah; the kind with potatoes and turnips (but no parsnips) like we're making today. If I'm sentenced to die on a Thursday in New England, this shouldn't be a problem.

So what say you DU? And remember, you can actually request some combination of 50 meals or so, based on that famous website listing last meals.

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. Neverending pasta bowl.

:bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. This makes me think of the CSI where the guy was sentenced to death.

For his last meal he requested a peanut butter sandwich. He was allergic. Death on his own terms I guess. So I guess I would try and find something I was allergic to.

[Ptah]

6. .

:spray:

[qnr]

3. Something that makes me explode messily upon application of drugs or

electricity.

[sniffa]

8. Weird

Prior to my posting this thread, I had this exact same convo with Bi-Baby - "Didn't some choose a meal that would make the most mess, or is that just an urban legend?"

[qnr]

18. Just seems appropriate. If I'm a bad enough person to be put to death, then I'm going

to make it unpleasant for them :)

[johnnie]

15. 1 pound of beans

And a huge bowl of chili, make them work for their pay.

[qnr]

19. Yeah, and some Pop Rocks & Mountain Dew for desert :) n/t

[DS1]

4. buffalo tenderloins with blue cheese dressing

[matcom]

10. RANCH????!11111 Not BLUE CHEESE???

christ dude you DESERVE to die!

:eyes:

[DS1]

11. fine. fixed it you fucking food nazi

I knew it was white and went well with the spice.

fuck off

[matcom]

13. you can't even decide on your own DEATH DRESSING?

:rofl:

I rule your world don't I?

:P

[johnnie]

25. Are you the one responsible for him being on death row?

Did you have DS1 do your dirty work for ya?

[Cabcere]

61. "I knew it was white and went well with the spice."

That's what SHE said.

[matcom]

5. Kelly Brook

duh! :eyes:

[DarkTirade]

38. ... I think I changed my mind.

Freedom and survival seem to have suddenly become secondary concerns... :P

[DarkTirade]

7. A cake with a file in it.

:shrug:

[seemunkee]

9. Steak Frites

Oysters on the half shell w/an Extra dry Martini
Steak Frites with Blue Cheese sauce w/Begian ale
Creme Caramel w/Grappa

[seemunkee]

Have you seen this book

[bicentennial_baby]

14. I've wanted that book for a while now...thanks for the reminder!

:bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

12. If I have unlimited options, relatively speaking, I would pick:

Beef Stew
Tortellini Pizza from Antonio's in Amherst
Lasagna
Fettucine Alfredo
A spinach salad with vine ripened tomatoes and fresh mozzarella, and balsamic vinaigrette
A cheeseburger
Kraft Mac and Cheese
Oscar Mayer Bologna
Coca Cola
Coffee
Orange Juice, no pulp.

:D

[Raven]

16. Mac & cheese

[mondo joe]

17. Sushi to begin with - esp Uni and Amberjack. Then a fresh Burata,

with toasted bread and broccoli raab. An order of pasta carbonara, or alla amatriciana, depending on my mood that day. Lobster. Coffee (caffeinated!) and some apple pie.

[AlCzervik]

20. Fried clams from Kelly's and since i'm getting executed i want the big plate with onion rings and

fries and cole slaw and a roast beef sandwich with cheese and extra sauce from Bill and Bob's and for dessert, chocolate mousse.

[sniffa]

23. But do you get to hang out on the wall outside your Iroc-Z while eating?

:D

[AlCzervik]

36. of course.

:o

[bicentennial_baby]

24. Oooh! I forgot the Fried Clams!

Hell yes!

[AlCzervik]

37. mmmmmmmfriedclams.

food o da gods.

[triguy46]

21. 2 cheeseburgers, onions fried in, mustard, pickles from Claud's in Tulsa...

and while the goons are picking that up, go down one block to the Coney I-lander and get me 3 cheese coneys with onions, mustard, jalapenos. Then back up Peoria to Center One and a cheesecake from Farrel's.

I've eaten in expensive, creative, exotic restaurants. But my fav foods are these two.

[bertha katzenengel]

22. I will deny food in protest of my death sentence.

:wtf:

[Fuzz]

26. Depends, was I sentenced to death for cannibalism?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. A large animal stuffed inside an even bigger one.

[bicentennial_baby]

28. CowPigDucken?

:D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. That'd work.

:D

If I could work out an endangered species as part of the deal, that would be awesome. :hide:

[JVS]

47. Sounds delicious.

[Forkboy]

30. The judge who sentenced me.

[Boojatta]

51. What about the executioner?

[Forkboy]

57. Well, I never said I was smart...that's how I got caught in the first place.

:)

[Ikonoklast]

31. Take-out delivered from the first restaurant on

Mars.

[Guava Jelly]

32. ...

I can die hungry..I'd rather die happy..

[sniffa]

33. Good choice

even though I can BARELY see her feet there. :eyes:

[azmouse]

34. Anything that takes 10 years to prepare.

[sniffa]

35. I recommend a 100 year old egg

[jmm]

39. I'd order everything on this list

http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/11-of-the-worlds-most-expensive-foods.htm

and that's just for starters. Sushi chefs from Japan and department heads from the best culinary institutes in Europe would be flown in to prepare my meal.

I would bank the court system that sentenced me to death.

[Mz Pip]

40. Lobster

with a butter/garlic sauce. Salad with feta cheese and heirloom tomatoes. A good bottle of French champaign. Hot fudge Sunday for dessert.

[leeroysphitz]

41. Well it wouldn't be KFC or Taco Bell!

For obvious reasons! :) :) :)

LOL!

[Duer 157099]

42. I'm going with Bourdain's worst meal ever, in Namibia

you know the episode... the wart hog anus... and all the other Kalahari delicasies he had on that trip.

My thinking is that after that, I wouldn't mind death.

[JVS]

43. Never-ending taco!

Or a neverending burrito. Not so important, just as long as it's good and never ends.

[SOteric]

44. Not a what, it's a who.

And there's nothing "Hannibal Lecter-ish" in my thinking here.

[DS1]

45. Letcherish?

[SOteric]

46. Ifyalike.

[lightningandsnow]

48. First I'd start off with some sushi,

and then I'd have some yummy Indian vegetarian curries (Palak Paneer (spinach) and Channa Masala (chickpeas) come to mind), garlic bread (the really good greasy kind), and a spinach salad with mandarin oranges, toasted almonds, and dried cranberries. And a slice of cherry cheesecake for dessert.

[drmeow]

49. I would start with

a "special" brownie a few hours earlier to really work up an appetite :)

Deep dish pizza with broccoli, green olives, garlic, and artichoke hearts (Nello's Pizza)
Mexican Hot Chocolate Pots de Creme (Cowboy Ciao's - a dark chocolate cinnamon and chili laced pot de creme with a chipolte creme floated on top with a layer of hard caramel served with a spicy ginger cookie - worth dying for)
Hummus with Arabic (not pita) bread (mine) on a garlic bagel
warm chocolate chip cookie pizza (Oregano's, BJ's, etc)

[Recursion]

50. Why do they disinfect the spot they inject the poison into?

I've always wondered that.

[IntravenousDemilo]

52. The warden's intestines. I'm not going out alone. n/m

[Arugula Latte]

53. I'd insist on dying in August. That way I could have a caprese salad in season

The best, ripest tomatoes with fresh basil over fresh mozzarella with a sprinkle of fresh cracked pepper, a sprinkle of kosher salt, and a drizzle of fresh extra virgin olive oil. :9

[stuntcat]

54. guacamole & corn chips

it's so simple.. yet so fattening :cry: I'd eat it every day if I could.

[WinkyDink]

55. Pretty much nothing, at that point.

[LeftyMom]

56. I can't think of an answer that isn't dirty.

That is so typical of me. Even hypothetically dying, I can't stop thinking about sex. :eyes:

[flvegan]

58. 1,000 pizzas, handed out to the homeless

I'm going to die, what do I care? Besides, it'd make good press and maybe I get a pardon.

And no, they wouldn't have to be veg* pizzas. Give the homeless what they want. Make it tasty!

[cloudbase]

59. Chicken fried steak

with all the goodies. Cholesterol problems be damned.

[MilesColtrane]

60. My late Aunt Hope's fried catfish, caught just hours before,...

...with homemade hushpuppies, cole slaw, corn on the cob, fries, and sweet tea.

...followed by a Herrera's combination plate: beef enchiladas, beans, rice, guacamole, fresh chips and salsa.

They wouldn't even need to hook up the IV. The fat grams alone would send me to the great beyond.

[SKKY]

62. A Large Papa Johns Pizza with Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and black olives....

...and a case of Guiness to wash it down.

[krispos42]

63. A five-pound block of provolone

I want to bubble and turn golden-brown when they throw the switch...