I want to go down on you

[Maine-ah]

and make you extremely happy.
Then come back up slowly and
fuck you real good.








Yours Truly,

Gas Prices.


:evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

1. My virgin-fucking-eyes!!!!

:rofl: OMG!

[Maine-ah]

2. you have virgin fucking eyes?

omg.

:rofl:

[Droopy]

3. $48 for 14 gallons

That's what I paid last time I filled up.

[Maine-ah]

4. you my dear, have gotten a good fucking.

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. IBTL

[Sugar Smack]

7. Oh, no, see? This is a "gas thread"

Oh, IBTL seconded, btw. :P

[Maine-ah]

9. but not a bodily function thread.

[Sugar Smack]

10. And it's just political enough to be on DU

and with just enough levity/bawdiness to be in the Lounge.

[Haole Girl]

6. So, this would mean we are having relations with...

Exxon-Mobile?

:scared:

Oh, and IBTL!

[Mugu]

8. It may not be the best that I've ever had,

but it has been the longest.

Regards, Mugu

[XemaSab]

11. All for only 389?

:shrug: :o

[Maine-ah]

12. today only, special sale.

tomorrow it goes up.

[Inchworm]

13. I love it!

such imagery :)

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

14. When I go fast and hard for three hours

on the highway, I usually get pretty good mileage out of it. ;) :silly: :hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. LOL You suck!

*the gas prices, I mean*

[TML]

16. Nice

And pretty soon, the Emperor's Club will be cheaper than you. :-)

[asteroid2003QQ47]

17. I love my fucking government...

because my government loves fucking me!

[Guava Jelly]

18. Can I pay at the pump?

:evilgrin:
:rofl:

[Maine-ah]

19. Yes, but remember

I will tie up




100 bucks for at least one week from your account.


business is business.

[Guava Jelly]

21. But of course

:D huhuhuhuhuhh you said "tie up" :evilgrin:

[Tyler Durden]

20. Baby, I can go all day and half the night.

My Saturn SL1 gets 40 MPG!!

[Orsino]

23. If my engine gets tired, I can switch to batteries.

[Maine-ah]

27. battery powered toys are fun.

[Tyler Durden]

30. YEAH but I can REALLY giver 'er the GAS.

[xchrom]

22. if you got the fuel -- i got the mileage.

[TZ]

24. False advertising!

I mean all those stupid petroleum industry ads about how they are working hard on "clean energy" sources...:evilgrin:

[Maine-ah]

26. they are working hard

it just ain't on anything clean....

[BarenakedLady]

25. Bwahahaha

good one.

:yourock:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

28. Was it good for you?

I'm a little gassy, myself and in need of a kiss ;)

[Maine-ah]

29. here ya go

:* no spoonin' though.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. thanks doll

stick a fork in me, I'm done :D :* :rofl:

[Maine-ah]

32. a fork, eh?

that's a bit kinky.....

[asteroid2003QQ47]

33. Took Maine-ah to the city last night.

Bangor?

[Maine-ah]

36. anywhere but here on the midcoast

prices are cheaper

[asteroid2003QQ47]

40. Did no one here grow up in Maine?

Bang-ah?

No! She's not THAT kinda girl!

(but I'm beginning to wonder)

------------------------------------------------
Your Honor, I did NOT promise to take her to Florida,
I only said I was going to tamper with her.;)

[texas1928]

34. You buying me dinner first?

I mean it is the least you could do.

[Maine-ah]

37. nope.

it's such a good fucking, you have to buy your own dinner.

[youthere]

35. TEASE.

[Maine-ah]

38. .

:P

[RainDog]

39. But will you margin call me in the morning?

after all, I've got standards... or maybe citgo.

[Maine-ah]

41. no calls.

suck it up.


:P