Monty Python Quiz Part Deux — the Not-Quite-So-Difficult as the Last One

[Oeditpus Rex]

Okay, I realized the other one was pretty much geek-level (when you're a geek, you don't often consider such things), SO — Part Deux deals with "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" because I figure more people have seen it than the teevee series.

Also, it's much shorter. :)



1. What needs to flap its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity?

2. What was "just a flesh wound"?

5. What do we do with witches?

6. Logically, she's a witch if...

7. Why did the knights decide to not go to Camelot?

8. "Your mother was a _______ and your father smelt of ____________!"

9. What was the punishment at Castle Anthrax for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon?

10. And then...?

11. What sort of shrubbery did the Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand as a sacrifice?

12. "Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful... she's rich... she's got ____ ______ __ ____."

13. What word could the Knights Who Say 'Ni' never hear?

14. "In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was ____ _________."

15. How did the knights defeat the Rabbit of Caerbannog?

16. How did the knights defeat the Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh?

17. What is your name?

18. What is your quest?

19. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

20. Why were the knights arrested at the end of the film?

21. Why is there no question 3 or 4?

[DS1]

1. ok, this one I'll try all of them

1. What needs to flap its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity?
A swallow

2. What was "just a flesh wound"?
The Black Knight's arm coming off

5. What do we do with witches?
BUUUURRN EM

6. Logically, she's a witch if...
She's made of wood

7. Why did the knights decide to not go to Camelot?
It's a silly place

8. "Your mother was a _______ and your father smelt of ____________!"
hamster, eldeberries

9. What was the punishment at Castle Anthrax for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon?
Spankings

10. And then...?
oral sex

11. What sort of shrubbery did the Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand as a sacrifice?
a nice one, that's not too expensive

12. "Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful... she's rich... she's got ____ ______ __ ____."
massive tracts of land

13. What word could the Knights Who Say 'Ni' never hear?
it

14. "In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was ____ _________."
much rejoicing

15. How did the knights defeat the Rabbit of Caerbannog?
The Holy Hand Grenade

16. How did the knights defeat the Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh?
They didn't

17. What is your name?
Martin

18. What is your quest?
I seek the Holy Grail

19. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?

20. Why were the knights arrested at the end of the film?
Murder of the historian

21. Why is there no question 3 or 4?
Arthur skips to 5

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. 19/21

All correct, essentially, but I took half off 2, 6, 12 and 16 because I'm anal. :P

Excellent. :thumbsup:

[Orsino]

6. Okay.

1. I don't know--AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[baldguy]

2. How'd I do?

1. An African swallow

2. Getting your bloodly arm cut off

5. BURN THEM!

6. She weighs less than a duck

7. It is a silly place

8. hamster, elderberries

9. Getting spanked, then

10. performing oral sex

11. A nice one, not too large

12. Huge tracts of land

13. "It"

14. Great rejoicing

15. They used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

16. They didn't. The cartoonist had a heart attack.

17. King Arthur of the Britons

18. I seek the Grail

19. What do you mean? An African of a European swallow?

20. They killed The historian in the first reel.

21. I don't know

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. 18/21

Half off 1, 2, 11 and 14.

Excellent. :thumbsup:

[DS1]

5. kick

come on! this is a fun quiz

[LynzM]

7. Ok, here's my try:

1. What needs to flap its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity? a swallow

2. What was "just a flesh wound"? "Your arm's off!"

5. What do we do with witches? "Burn them!" "And what do we burn apart from witches?" "More witches!"

6. Logically, she's a witch if... "So, if she weighs the same as a duck..."

7. Why did the knights decide to not go to Camelot? "'tis a silly place"

8. "Your mother was a _______ and your father smelt of ____________!" Hamster, Elderberries

9. What was the punishment at Castle Anthrax for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon? A spanking

10. And then...? Another spanking?

11. What sort of shrubbery did the Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand as a sacrifice? the kind that goes nicely with... something

12. "Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful... she's rich... she's got ____ ______ __ ____." Huge tracts of land! (have you seen the ThinkGeek shirt?)

13. What word could the Knights Who Say 'Ni' never hear? It

14. "In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was ____ _________." Much rejoicing

15. How did the knights defeat the Rabbit of Caerbannog? with the holy hand grenade of Antioch

16. How did the knights defeat the Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh? mm... the animator suffered a fatal heart attack and died

17. What is your name? Sir Lancelot of Camelot

18. What is your quest? To seek the holy grail

19. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? An African or a European swallow?

20. Why were the knights arrested at the end of the film? Mmm.. I don't remember. Something silly :)

21. Why is there no question 3 or 4? 1, 2, 5! :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. 18/21

Excellent. :thumbsup:



Oh — no, what's the "ThinkGeek" T-shirt? :shrug:

[LynzM]

18. Check it out...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforher/9d05 :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I'd look ridiculous in that

You, on the other hand...









:hide:

[LynzM]

28. Hehe....

Who, me? :rofl:

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Quiddit!

Between you and pri, I'm doomed to a day of ethical dilemmas. x(

[LynzM]

30. Wait, wait, wait...

Why am *I* an ethical dilemma? :rofl:

[DS1]

31. he can't decide if he wants the schoolgirl skirt or the 'uge tracts of land

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Can't I have both?

:shrug:








Shit. My cover's blown. x(

[LynzM]

34. LMAO

Hrm... yeah, I think the tracts of land come with the skirt; it's a package deal. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Let's not talk about packages right now, shall we?

:blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. 1. Extreme hawtness

2. Extreme sweetness. :loveya:

5. Married to a large human who knows how to use sharp, pointy things.



(And he's a Nice Guy, too, which makes it even worse.) :banghead:

[LynzM]

36. Awww....

Thanks :blush: He's a Nice Guy, which means he won't use sharp, pointy things on you unless you're mean to me, which you're not! :P

[DS1]

37. you're going to turn this into a threadjack

and not the matcom type :rofl:

[LynzM]

38. I would never.

Bwahahaha... :rofl: If only I had some decent pics to add to the thread. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Like this one?

I wonder if I can pick up Dodgers games in hell.

[LynzM]

40. Hahahaha....

I'll post a pic in that outfit, if you'll post a pic in that outfit... :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Nah

I'd look silly in that hat.

:P

[LynzM]

42. Heh.

Mmm, ok, have this one, instead:



I make the world's best chocolate chip cookies :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Mmmmmmmm!

And they're big, too!











Wonder if I can watch Monty Python in hell.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Nice one!

1. A European Swallow
2. The Black Knight's arm being cut off.

what happened to 3 and 4? :rofl: "Three sir!"

5. Burn them.
6. If she weighs the same as a duck.
7. Because 'tis a silly place.
8. Hamster and elderberries.
9. Spanking.
10. And then spank everyone, and then the oral sex.
11. A nice shrubbery, but not too expensive.
12. Huge tracts of land.
13. It
14. much rejoicing
15. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
16. They didn't. The animator suffered a heart attack and died.
17. Arthur, King of the Britons
18. I seek the Holy Grail.
19. What do you mean, European or African?
20. For killing Frank the historian.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. 20/21

Half off 1 and 2.

Most excellent. :applause:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Half off? HALF OFF?!?!

And no extra credit for knowing the historian's name is Frank?

x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Fair enough

20.25. :P

[quip]

9. Here goeth it:

1. What needs to flap its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity?

Unladen swallow.

2. What was "just a flesh wound"?

Stupid bastard. You've only got 1 arm left.

5. What do we do with witches?

Burn'em!

6. Logically, she's a witch if...

SHE FLOATS!

7. Why did the knights decide to not go to Camelot?

Tis a silly place.

8. "Your mother was a _______ and your father smelt of ____________!"

Hamster, elderberries

9. What was the punishment at Castle Anthrax for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon?

I'll have to consult turtlensue and get bad to you. Oh, and then there's the oral sex....

10. And then...?

Oh, I see that you are ahead of me! LOL

11. What sort of shrubbery did the Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand as a sacrifice?

Nice, and not too expensive.

12. "Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful... she's rich... she's got ____ ______ __ ____."

Huge.... tracts of land.

13. What word could the Knights Who Say 'Ni' never hear?

it.

14. "In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was ____ _________."

rejoicing. yay.

15. How did the knights defeat the Rabbit of Caerbannog?

Holy hand grenade of Antioch.

16. How did the knights defeat the Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh?

Luckily, the animator died.

17. What is your name?

King Arthur.

18. What is your quest?

To seek the Grail!

19. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? African or European?

20. Why were the knights arrested at the end of the film?

Cop killing.

21. Why is there no question 3 or 4?

They were cut off? The battle is mine! Praise God!

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. 17/21

Quite good, actually. :thumbsup:

[quip]

26. I haven't watched it in a while; it is obviously time! BTW, having some fun with

DuStrange and Bruce here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7575474&mesg_id=7577051

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Strewth!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7575474&mesg_id=7577619

[pokerfan]

10. 21. Why is there no question 3 or 4?

Something to do with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Well... sort of, yes

But I cannot elaborate without giving it away. :)

[pokerfan]

19. Arthur: Right. One... two... five.

Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
Arthur: Three. (lobs grenade)

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Much more to the point

:thumbsup:

[Mutley]

17. No!

I don't know!

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Tonight on 'It's the Mind'

we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu — that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu — that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu — that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu — that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening...



















Anyway, tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu — that strange feeling we sometimes get...

[Mutley]

24. Deja vu

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7576127&mesg_id=7576127

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. I can answer all but 21.

This means that I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, doesn't it?

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Maybe

If you insist on a woman who can wear this, probably. :)

[BarenakedLady]

44. Lemme try, lemme try

1. a swallow

2. his arms were cut off

5. BUUUUURN EM'

6. weighs less than a duck

7. too silly

8. hamster, elderberries

9. spankings

10. heh, hehe you know...oral sex

11. small one? inexpensive?

12. huge tracts of land

13. It...oops I said it...ack I said it again.

14. much rejoicing

15. the one with sharp pointy teeth? Uhmmmm Kaboom! Holy hand grenade

16. cartoonist dude (Gilliam perhaps - heh) had a heart attack

17. Arthur, King of the Britons

18. To seek the holy grail

19. An african or european swallow?

20. Muuuuuuurder of the historian in the first reel

21. Because you are weird