Why don't we attack Canada?

[SPKrazy]

We could have invaded a country as datasuspect said, much richer in natural resources, and hey, we could just cross the border, no real logistics problems... no shock and awe, not even that many people.

Why is it that we wait?


:shrug:




:hide:

[Critters2]

1. Two words: polar bears

[NightWatcher]

2. three words: too damn cold

[SPKrazy]

3. I love Polar Bears!

we could protect them

save them

yanno, like a reserve for them

:shrug:

[Critters2]

4. You invade their country, they're gonna fight like, well, bears

to protect it. You DO not want to piss off the bears!

[Dr. Strange]

5. Screw the polar bears!

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Forget the polar bars, it's them damn crazy geese they'll sic on us!

Them things are VICIOUS!



:scared:

[ThomCat]

12. Seriously!

I'd put a flock of those damned things against a company of marines and give it even odds. :scared:

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Oh hells.

Those marines would run away screaming like a bunch of little girls.

Justifiably, too.

:scared:

[BuelahWitch]

9. Don't mess wit da bears...

[Mugu]

6. Because it's cheaper to just pay them their asking price. n/t

[ThomCat]

13. If our current administration thought that logically

we would have just bought Iraq too. :(

[Evoman]

7. Because we have signs on the border pointing south that say Canada.

Apparently, that's all it takes to keep Americans out of the country.

[jobycom]

10. Too many letters. Hell, W can barely spell his middle initial.

[Initech]

11. I like Dave Chappelle's idea:

Fake Canadaian IDs for all American citizens. That will help solve the health care crisis.

[ThomCat]

14. That's a damned good idea!

Until they start checking those IDs. :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Ah...Could it be because they're our ALLY?

:shrug:

Silly!

:P

[laconicsax]

16. Because we got our asses kicked the last time we tried that.

It was supposed to be as easy as just crossing the border then too.

[enigmatic]

17. Sorry, man

Since moving up here I've become a pathetic Nationalist; I'm up the side now of the Maple Leaf, Tim Hortons, and Curling, dammit!:D

[Juche]

18. Jon Stewart 1996

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjxYPMm4Ru4

[krispos42]

19. One reason only...

...and that is when our valient soldiers get injured in "Operation Canada, Eh?", they will be treated by the Canadian health-care system. They will be so impressed by it that they will tell everybody about thit, spreading their socialist propoganda thoughout America!

In the end, it will be them that conquers us!

[SPKrazy]

20. OMG! you're right!!!! n/t

[applegrove]

21. Cause then Canada would have to get many delegates

for the primaries and the GE. And you know what that means... Democratic Presidents all the time!

[pitohui]

23. i thought we tried it and they kicked our ass?

wasn't that the war of 1812 or something?

[One_Life_To_Give]

24. Went so well last time!

When the Irish invaded Canada.

www.bivouacbooks.com/bbv2i3s6.htm

[El Fuego]

25. The attack will be easy, but what about the endless occupation afterward?

You know Canada will lapse into a full scale civil war without their brutal leadership! Je me souviens!

And we'll have a generation of young soldiers who will need years of therapy to keep them from saying "Oot and aboot."

Yeah, you people plan for the war, but never the peace.

[cemaphonic]

26. We tried it before, and got the White House burned down for our trouble

And then there was the Pig War...