Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

[underpants]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080318/ap_on_fe_st/lap_dance_injury

NEW YORK - A businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.

Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.

According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him "serious injuries."

A man who identified himself as the manager of the Hot Lap Dance Club said he was unaware of the accident or the state Supreme Court lawsuit. The club's lawyer, Stephen Ateshoglou, did not immediately return a call.

On its Web site, the club describes itself as the "Playboy Mansion of Manhattan party lofts." The site says admission is $50 plus a one-time club membership fee of $10 for newcomers. Lap dances cost around $40, plus admission, according to the Web site.

[meow2u3]

1. Did the dancer castrate him?

That's the only injury I can think of :evilgrin:

[Brigid]

2. I see am "Oddball" segment coming up here.

I'm sure KO's staff is on to this story. :evilgrin:

[Orrex]

3. And you thought that high heels were only bad for your arches

That's one heck of a swivel, if you ask me...

[youthere]

4. Sounds like he has a case,actually...

Kind of the same thing if you pay for a manicure and they accidentally splash nail polish remover in your eye. Boy would I like to be on the jury for that!

[hunter]

5. Not a penis fracture?

Move along, nothing to see here.

[Jamastiene]

6. He could have just told her he wasn't into the rough stuff.

:eyes:

:P

[guitar man]

7. wha.....??

A businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.

He's suing for that? Hell, I usually pay extra for that kind of stuff...:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

8. Matcom was in New York?

:hide:

[JVS]

9. That's a legitimate lawsuit.

[BuelahWitch]

10. Didn't your mother always tell you...

don't play with those, they'll put your eye out! :hide: