What would happen if Mr. Spock did the mind-meld with the "Get a brain, morans" guy?

[JVS]

[DarkTirade]

1. Then the next time he's at the helm, the Enterprise would start doing wheelies.

In space.

[puerco-bellies]

2. His skull would implode.

His pointy little ears would be his highest point/s

[Drum]

3. something like:

[cloudbase]

4. It's life, Jim,

but not as we know it.

[FloridaJudy]

5. "Beam me back up immediately, Mr. Scott"

There's no intelligent life here.