Subject: Food

[underpants]

Monkey bread is made neither with nor by monkeys

Discuss

[youthere]

1. Girl Scout Cookies do not contain even a trace amount of actual Girl Scout.

[youthere]

2. You cannot drink soda crackers.

[youthere]

3. And Baked Alaska was developed in New York.

[underpants]

8. French Fries too I believe

:shrug:

[youthere]

4. Satan has nothing to do with deviled ham or eggs...until AFTER you eat them.

[youthere]

5. and Porcupine Meatballs? No porcupine.

[youthere]

6. And come to think of it..I really doubt Angels eat cake.

[madinmaryland]

7. Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

[MorningGlow]

9. And hot dogs don't contain...

...well, can't say for certain, now that I think about it...
:puke:

[unpossibles]

11. another reason to eat soy hot dogs

although I hear they put in soy lips and butts, and even the occasional tofu rat just to keep things honest.

[youthere]

12. soy hotdogs...they contain no ass, they only taste like it.

I have yet to find a soy hotdog that tasted good...and trust me..I've been trying. It's the one true craving I have from my meat eating days.

[unpossibles]

21. I think they're pretty good, actually - some brands more than others

but then I put a lot of condiments and stuff on mine, so the dog is almost more of a vehicle for that.

[youthere]

16. along that same vein...Catsup contains no cats.

[youthere]

10. At the risk of being obvious let me just say...Spotted Dick.

[auntAgonist]

20. oh shoot, you said it before me.

:)

[youthere]

13. Wiener Schnitzel does NOT contain wieners....or people from Vienna.

[NightWatcher]

14. olive oil comes from olives, sunflower oil from sunflower seeds.....so what is up with baby oil

[underpants]

17. Arab babies I think

but it is all handled through Texas for some reason :shrug:

[NightWatcher]

23. I dont even want to think about baby crude (or crud)

[SteppingRazor]

15. sweetbread is neither. n/t

[auntAgonist]

18. spotted dick isn't.

:shrug:

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[MorningGlow]

19. Eggplant is not

Eggplant is not that tree in your neighbor's yard with the multicolored plastic eggs hanging off of it.

[underpants]

24. Good

because breading that thing look like it was going to be a mother

[Dr. Strange]

22. Contrary to poular belief, sandwiches contain no trace of sand.

They were, however, originally hand-made by KitchenWitch. So they really should be called "handwitches."