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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 05:27 PM
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Wannabe mom declares "Straw-shaped penises aren't fun."
I feel sorry for this woman's husband.

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 05:33 PM
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1. lol
good to see you are taking up your fair share of pevity in the absence of temeah....:evilgrin:
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 05:34 PM
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2. "It ain't the meat, it's the motion!"
:P
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 05:35 PM
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3. That Really Sucks
:rofl: :hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 05:54 PM
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4. You know...
that's an aspect of the story that I didn't consider.

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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 05:57 PM
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5. She sucks hard enough, she will get liquid out of it.
:hide:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:10 PM
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6. Can't I start a thread about straw-shaped penises without it becoming a sex thread?


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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:24 PM
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7. Yeah what the smilie said.
I mean really, I guess you could start one about painting them silver and they look just like a kickstand.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:41 PM
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8. A kickstand...
or a needle?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:54 PM
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9. Depends on the position.
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 08:14 PM
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10. Dammit, DuStrange!
:spray: Apple-cinnamon tea is NOT good for my laptop! :rofl: Well played sir. :thumbsup:
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