i'm gonna organize a DU ice cream social in branson, missouri

[datasuspect]

what flavor do you like?

oh, afterwards we'll have a screening of billy jack and a sock hop.

[MissMillie]

1. Um.... all of them

except for rum raisin. Don't like raisins.

[datasuspect]

3. my favorite is that dark chocolate with raspberry swirls and brownie chunks

tres yummez!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. blackberry merlot sorbet.

thanks.

[datasuspect]

5. do they really make that?

i thought avocado ice cream was exotic.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. they do. ciao bella does.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. since you are publicly advertising this are we all invited?

[datasuspect]

6. yeah, i had a change of heart

and my entire life has taken a new direction.

[BarenakedLady]

8. I'm not big on ice cream

Will there be booze involved?

[datasuspect]

9. only if you drink it with ice cream

but then again, when it winds down, a select cadre of my followers will be summoned to my sanctum santorum (intentional misspelling) for magnums of champagne and bottles of harvey's bristol cream.

rest assured, you are on the a-list for this event.

[KansDem]

10. Why Branson? I hear there's a lot of traffic down there...

I mean, why would I want to drive all that way just to drive around in traffic like I was back here in Johnson County?

And will your ice cream contain high-fructose corn syrup?

...just asking.