The Very First Blonde Guy Joke

[Parche]

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke! ..... And
> well worth the wait !!!!
>
> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
> construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor
> of a building.
>
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
> "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
> cabbage one more time for lunch, I 'm going to
> jump off this building."
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "
> Burritos again! If I get burritos one more
> time I'm going to jump off, too."
>
> The blond guy opened his lunch and said, " Bologna
> again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time,
> I'm jumping too."
>
> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
> corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
> jumped, too.
>
> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
> jumped to his death as well.
>
> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
> said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of
> corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it
> to him again!"
>
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
> given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
> hated burritos so much."
>
>
> Oh this is GOOD! ;~) !
>
>
> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
> blonde's wife said,
>
> "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
>
>

[BOSSHOG]

1. Thanks Parche

Printed and soon to be delivered to my very blond wife. She has a perky sense of humor and will thorougly enjoy.