If you sumbitches don't stop VERBING, I'm breakin' out the comma-particle beam!

[Oeditpus Rex]

:grr:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7595184

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7595241

[DS1]

1. Recommended

[lizziegrace]

2. He'd do it too...

:scared:



;)


I agree completely.

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Damned skippy!

I'll lay this place to WASTE with bits o' commas.

:grr:

Ever been hit in the eye with a comma descender? It ain't pretty.

[lizziegrace]

7. Promise me you'll remember we're friends

and not get lost in the frenzy...

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Well, see, that's the great thing about the comma-particle beam

I can set the beam to be extremely narrow... if I want. :)



:hug:

[lizziegrace]

17. Whew...

thanks. ;)

You had me worried.

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Stand back people! He's gonna grammar your wordage, but good!

:popcorn:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Popcorn all you want

Won't do ya no good.



:evilgrin:

[LynzM]

5. LMAO

I love that Calvin and Hobbes... along with the "If school were completely different..." one.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Don't remember that one

How's it go?



Kinda weird how we remember individual strips, huh? I've got maybe a hundred "Peanuts" strips floppin' around in my brain. :D

[LynzM]

25. I can't find it on the intertubes....

But here's the text. I've had it on my wall/in a scrapbook for years now...

Calvin: You know, school wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to go every day.
Calvin: ... And if you didn't have to learn anything... and if you took away all the teachers and all the other kids. If it was completely different, school would be great.
Hobbes: A lot of things are like that.
Calvin: Nobody asks me how things ought to be. I've got tons of ideas!

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Calvin always reminded me of me

Except I don't understand the rules of Calvinball. :shrug:

[Bake]

6. I task you with doing it!

:rofl:

Bake

[fizzgig]

8. can i help?

pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee? :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Sure

Lemme find my other comma-particle beam projector.



Careful, though — it needs some adjustment. Sometimes it fires semi-colon particles.

[PVnRT]

9. I'm going to task you with...

:grr:

I hear that all the time. Gahhhhhhh

[SeattleGirl]

10. So, are you, like, captianing the grammar police?

:P

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Yeah; he's oedifying.

:rofl:

OMG, I crack myself the hell UP!

Heya SG! :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

29. Hey DA!

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. 'Your captain's bars?'

"Very low mileage. I hardly ever captain in them."



:D

[SeattleGirl]

30. .......

:spray:

[deucemagnet]

11. Hey! No beaming whilie I'm lounging!

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

19. I'm just gelling, yo.

:bounce: :bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. On Monday??

:wtf:

[BarenakedLady]

23. Well it is the day after Easter.

Technically known as Gellin' Day. Der. I thought you, of all people, would know that Oedi. I'm disappointed in you.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. I'm sorry

I was hypmotized by the undulating gellies. :blush:

[geardaddy]

20. Kicked and Recommended

That's why I hate most cooking shows: they use "plate" as a verb.

:grr:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. I loathe that in sportswriting, too

I think I once — once — wrote in a baseball game story, "So-and-so's single plated So-and-so."



Afterward, I flogged myself with tildes.

[geardaddy]

27. LOL

"...flogged myself with tildes"

Like Tilda Swinton?

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Here's another one to fuel the fires of your rage

Or, should I say, here's another one to rage you:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7596138

[FloridaJudy]

31. Yeah, I'll grammar you good.

And cut you a new asterisk for a semicolonoscopy!

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. 'Gah!' he exclaimed

at the thought of...



::yoiks:



...colon invasion.









:hide:

[Shakespeare]

33. I heartily concur.

That shit drives me NUTS.

[Cabcere]

34. Don't comma me into a coma, dude!

:silly: :hi: