I'll say it: The "upside down" ketchup bottle is a mistake.

[flvegan]

You know, the new-ish ones where the bottom is the cap. Allegedly, it's so you don't have to work so hard when the bottle is close to empty.

Like this:



You still have to shake it, or all the watery goo collects at the bottom, or as luck would have it, what is now the cap.

This design is pure rubbish.

[LeftyMom]

1. Ketchup is gross anyway.

:puke:

[flvegan]

2. Commie.

I hear it goes great on spaghetti.

:popcorn:

[LeftyMom]

9. This is why really fucking white people shouldn't be allowed to cook.

English food? Horrible. Irish food? Even worse- all starch, no spices. Swedes? Fish soaked in lye is a treat, ffs. Germans? They should stick to beer. The Scots batter and deep fry everything to hide the taste, and I would too if the national dish involved offal.

Thank goodness you have me to address your genetic inadequacies and make you real food. Clearly you can't be trusted to do it yourself, ketchup eater. :eyes:

[flvegan]

11. Fish 'n chips rules!

Not that I eat it anymore, but it does.

You and your Western bias. BTW, the Dutch invented the doughnut. So there.

[LeftyMom]

12. Uh no. Dead fish is gross. Even smart omnis (I made a funny) know this.

Cooking fish smells like unwashed ass. It tastes so bad that people garnish it with tartar sauce, which looks and smells as if it were scraped off of street whores, to make it better. It is that vile.

You would know this if you were raised somewhere civilized, you silly masshole.

[BreweryYardRat]

19. You've obviously never cooked good fish.

Tuna steak smells quite good, grouper's all right, and mahi's not bad either. You just shouldn't overcook them, or they will start stinking. Cod and the like, on the other hand, turn nasty before you can cook them to a safe temperature.

And tartar sauce tastes excellent, although remoulade sauce is much better.

On the other hand, forget to clean an outdoor grill's grease/oil/juice trap for an entire August in Florida, and you'll encounter a new low in disgusting smells. (My father and I learned that lesson the hard way.)

[LeftyMom]

20. My grandmother used to catch fish, marinade them and cook them right there on the boat.

Still smells. x(

[yawnmaster]

33. you've obviously never tasted good unwashed ass.

sorry

[geardaddy]

34. LOL

:thumbsup:

[geardaddy]

35. But how does it compare to

unwashed crotch?

[Lyric]

3. Winner!

:thumbsup:

[skygazer]

5. But it's a food group!

Doesn't that make it good? :9

[LeftyMom]

10. Considering I don't eat two of the four...

Prolly not. ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. try some indian ketchup. its really quite excellent.

yummy

[IronLionZion]

6. Maggi?

I like the hot and sweet one. Another good sauce is Vietnamese Sriracha sauce.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. yeah love maggi!!!!

[underpants]

8. too confusing for ya?

:bounce:

[DS1]

13. that doesn't make sense

the water stuff is on top, so if the ketchup bottle is always in its correct orientation there should be no water.

I don't use ketchup, so I've yet to see this first hand

[flvegan]

14. That's what I thought too.

I happened across one of these monstrosities and I assure you that's not the case.

[DS1]

15. this is most unfortunate

anyway, I'll leave you to the fish & chips denier. :thumbsup:

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Sorry to lurch off topic, but this has been bugging me.

WTH is your avi?!

Bar of soap?

Eraser?

Piece of bubble gum?

Sponge?


What? ...WHAT?!?

[DS1]

22. Long story short

Used to be Obama, but then I saw that list thing and decided I wanted no part of that (still support the guy, just not most of the dickwads around here), went to profile, was scrolling for a new av and clicked on soap.

I think it's about Fight Club. It works.

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Ah. Got it. Thanks.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Wanna swap problems?

;)

[flvegan]

17. That depends. My problem has an easy fix.

Simple ketchup upgrade and I'm set.

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Mine is not so simple, but thanks for stepping up to the plate anyway.

;) :hi:

[mainegreen]

23. Can't you store it the other way round? It's not like the label has to be right side up.

Unless it's self flipping.

Me, I use the old style shaped bottles and store them upside down.

:P

[flvegan]

24. Oh, sure. You and your easy fix.

Where's the outrage in the poor design? The deception of a trusting public that this type of ketchup delivery is superior?

I'm *this* close to taking to the streets over this.

[PVnRT]

25. Do they use them at the Quickie Burger?

If so, you can have OMGZ DOUBLESHOT OUTRAGE

[flvegan]

28. And Hooters.

That should get them hated by everyone.

[mainegreen]

26. Oh, I'm outraged.

I'm outraged they stopped selling the glass containers. This goes for mayo too.

I hate plastic containers.

[flvegan]

29. They sell mayo in plastic?

That I didn't know. Not Miracle Whip though, right? I mean, that would eat right through plastic.

[mainegreen]

30. You can't get mayo in glass up here.

Not even the Gold Standard Small Hellman's Jar (GSSHJ)

x(

[RadiationTherapy]

31. want some tomatoes with your corn syrup?

Try the unsweetened (non-heinz) kind. It comes in the "good ol' ketchup- bottle"

[flvegan]

32. I normally use Muir Glen's organic variety.

This was the free half of a BOGO my mom bought. Why, I don't know.

Not a lick of HFCS in the usual brand. Comes in the proper bottle, as well.