I'M GOING TO HOOTERS!1!1!

[trof]

OK, all the ladies are going to a fashion show luncheon tomorrow.
Every time the 'girls' are doing something, us husbands threaten to go to the FloraBama.

"The Last Great American Roadhouse"
http://www.florabama.com/

But I've BEEN to the FloraBama.
SEVERAL times.
Starting back in the 60s during spring break.

But I've NEVER been to Hooters.
http://www.hootersonline.net/home_page.html

So tomorrow at noon, me and Rufus and Carl and Arthur are OFF TO HOOTERS!

Rufus said "If you ain't ever been to Hooters, you ain't SHIT!"
"I know I ain't SHIT 'cause I've never been to Hooters."
Tomorrow we will remedy that situation and I will once again be 'SHIT!'

YEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!
:bounce:

[Orsino]

1. Don't expect too much.

Panty hose and hot pants are a terrible look, and the food is greasy.

Once was enough.

[trof]

2. No pantyhose on the gulf coast.

It's the LAW.

[Jimbo S]

25. ??? Please explain.

I need to be enlightened.

[lost-in-nj]

3. have fun!!!!

I hear the shrimp is ok




lost


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trof]

4. It is reported that the burgers are good.

I'm just going for the boobs.
:blush:

[hippywife]

12. Good thing because

their wings suck and they serve the bleu cheese for them in little pre-packaged containers that you have to peel the cover off of. For a place that's supposed to be known for it's wings, they do a pretty bad job with 'em.

But have fun lookin' at the boobs. :hi:

[trof]

5. HEY! Where's matcom?

I said I'm goin' to HOOTERS, man?
jeez

[OmahaBlueDog]

6. They're just pretty waitresses

They ain't strippers

Good wings and cold beer, though.


I still remember a story from Arkansas -- this must be at least 5 years ago. There was a little girl who wanter her mom to come for career day. The school said no, because Mom was a Hooters girl. So apparently serving food is down there with selling drugs and stripping. :sarcasm:

[trof]

7. I know. We're just carrying on.

Geezers acting up.
;-)

[OmahaBlueDog]

10. Oh by all means!

I'm enroute to geezerdom, so when I meet a pretty waitress, I don't know whether to flirt or ask if she knows my older daughter. Look, if it involves beer, and cute girls, I'm all for it.

There's a place in Florida called "Sofa Kings." It's a beer-and-bar-food place, but they put the servers in slutty school girl outfits, and once an hour, they dance on tables. It's nice, because you can tell the missus "No, ma'am, we were not out chasing strippers!"

[Initech]

8. Ah, Hooters.

The only restaurant where you can get a year's worth of saturated fats in one meal. Well, maybe not the only one but you'll definitely feel it later in the afternoon. :puke:

[trof]

9. But...but...THE BOOBS?

I mean...that's what we're goin' for.
THE BOOBS!
jeez
Y'all don't unnerstan.
:-(

[Elidor]

11. I understand

And I predict you and your friends will be much doted on (provided the others can keep their hands to themselves - I have no qualms about your behavior).

Sometimes a man just needs some titties and beer. (Never been to Hooter's myself - I get my titties and beer at home.)

[trof]

13. I can't wait to see Arthur in there.

He's a Hooters virgin too.
Never been to one.
And a very proper English gentleman he is, too.
72 years old.
But he likes gurlz.
A LOT!
Hope he doesn't stroke out on us.
;-)

[Initech]

14. Hooters is good for two things:

Babes and beer. Otherwise, I wouldn't want to eat too many of those chicken wings unless you want to clog a few arteries.

[Beer Snob-50]

22. when i was down in fort myers beach

my friend and i went to hooters for dinner one evening (it was naughty schoolgirl night!!). i had the grilled grouper sandwich which was really good to be honest. oh and the beer was really good also.

[soleft]

15. I went to Hooters in Vegas

No, I'm not Mrs. Huckabee.

Watched the Giants beat the Packers. Had two shots of tequila. It was awesome.

[SPKrazy]

16. I'll take my son there

tomorrow for dinner

:rofl:

[smoochy]

17. The wings aren't so bad

And they do serve the beer cold. I've been a few times with co-workers.

[Swede]

18. Have a hamburger and fries,pretty good meal. The waitress were nice.

It was ok.

[qb]

19. Have fun! I won't visit Hooters until they get some topless waiters. nt

[Yavin4]

20. In NYC, The Hooters Waitresses Look Like Regular Waitresses

Really, really attractive women in NYC don't wait on tables.

[trof]

21. Well, today's the big day.

I'll make a full report on my return.
Wonder what I should wear...?

[RushIsRot]

23. I was the ONLY male working with a gang of females. It was tradition to

take the birthday celebrants to lunch during their birthday month. I always voted for Hooters, but there were two others who out voted me. We'd usually wind up at Olive Garden or some other local eatery. Then my position was eliminated and I was given a separation dinner prior to retirement. I chose Hooters and they went along with it!

You should've seen those dozen or so uptight, conservative women all seated at a table in Hooters!

Needless to say, that has been my only visit to the place. It was a HOOT!

[Taverner]

24. Bad food and pantyhose

Thats about it - go to an Adult Entertainment "Steak House" instead

[trof]

26. I thought it only fair to revive this thread in light of the 'report'.

PSA announcement.
;-)