I'm starting to get wrinkly old person skin on my......

[Blue-Jay]

Hello old man in the mirror,
yes you, staring back from the walls.
Time has not been kind to you,
for example, take a look at your balls.
They hang like a loose, fleshy pendulum,
no longer tight, like so long ago.
These days they poke from my pant leg,
how did my balls ever get so low.
They used to be verile and hairy,
a scrotum of world renowned.
Now they're like two shriveled raisins,
made hairless from scraping the ground.
When I go to the gym to do cardio,
which I do every once in a while,
I must wear a jockstrap in the shower,
or my nuts will drag on the tile.
I once took a trip to Italy,
with my ball sack all bound up with tape,
till my invention came undone in a vineyard
and Lucille Ball stomped on my balls like a grape.
So the next time that you're looking downward,
and you see a sight that appalls,
don't step on it, don't touch it, don't pick it up,
it's probably just my balls.