HOLY SHIT, MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

[ironflange]

From The Onion, July 21, 1969:

http://www.members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html

Funny, I remember Armstrong saying something else. . .

[u4ic]

1. Jesus Christ was fucking on the moon...?

Heh, the dude gets around. :smoke:

[ironflange]

5. Oooh, you're bad!

:spank:

Better carry a lightning rod around this summer.

[u4ic]

6. Good idea!

Apparently I can then sell the extra wattage back to Epcor. :D

[Redstone]

2. If you really want to know, his first words were NOT the "One Small Step" ones, they were:

"It's some kind of gritty stuff. I can push it around with my foot."

THAT's what he first said when he touched foot on the Moon.

Redstone

[Kutjara]

3. Another view is that the first words said from the moon were...

..."contact light," uttered by Buzz Aldrin to let Armstrong know the lander's feet had touched the surface.

[ironflange]

4. Somehow, I kind of like. . .

"Holy. . . living. . . fuck" better! And "Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket."

:rofl:

[Aristus]

7. The astronaut corps used to joke that the first man on the moon should

say something like: "Dear God! What is THAT?!" and then cut his mike off.

That would have been hilarious. B-)

[SKKY]

8. Can you fucking believe it? The fucking moon!

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. That one and this are my favorites:

[edbermac]

10. "Hey Buzz, I'm the first fucking guy on the fucking moon!"

"Charles Lindbergh was the first guy to fly across the fucking Atlantic Ocean solo; so who was the second guy?"

"Neil Armstrong was the first guy to set foot on the fucking moon; the second guy was...uh...uhhhh...what the fuck's his name???"

"What the fuck do ya think of that, Buzz??" LMFAO!

[Cabcere]

11. Hahahaha

:spray: My ex used to have a copy of that caption on his desk (he's an aerospace engineer). :P It never fails to make me laugh...thanks. :hi: