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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-26-08 03:53 AM
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Packers Tell Fans They Gave Favre To A Nice Farm Family
Edited on Wed Mar-26-08 04:07 AM by sasquatch
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/packers_tell_fans_they_gave_favre

GREEN BAY, WI—The Green Bay Packers addressed questions concerning the current status, future plans, and whereabouts of recently retired quarterback Brett Favre by announcing Monday that they had sent him to the country to live on a beautiful farm with a very nice family.

"We know you loved Brett Favre, but he wasn't happy here. He couldn't stay here," Packers general manager Ted Thompson told hundreds of quiet but tear-streaked Packer fans assembled at the televised Lambeau Field press conference. "And he loved you, too—he loved you very much indeed—but he needed to go someplace where he could run and jump and throw his favorite football around. And he couldn't do that here anymore."

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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-26-08 05:16 AM
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-26-08 06:13 AM
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2. Now that's funny!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-26-08 02:39 PM
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3. I know, I died laughing when I saw it
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