If Americans only watched infomercials all night,

[Jack Sprat]

we would have a fit nation of sculptured bodies using every kind of workout equipment dreamed up by the imagination, everyone could own houses all over America that can be bought for less than 500 bucks free and clear, and everyone who is in debt can be debt free just by following the advice of a book. Life could be so sublime if everyone would just stay up all night watching the vast array of paid programming that our cable companies provide to us for our ever-increasing monthly cable fees.

[ordinaryaveragegirl]

1. Oh yeah, and...

Our abodes would be perfectly clean, our clothes would have no wrinkles, we'd all look model perfect, and we could buy furniture for our homes at below retail.

I'd rather watch reruns all night than infomercials.

[Pool Hall Ace]

2. Our health would be perfect, too,

because we would be privy to all the weight loss secrets and natural remedies that "they" don't want us to know about.

[datasuspect]

3. there was a time when late night informercials and daytime talk shows

kept me from eating a .9 mm sandwich.

[Frank Cannon]

4. And we all would find true love with Evangeline Lilly on Livelinks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blv-dQTVCaI

[underpants]

5. How about a couch full of B porn stars talking about how much they like big wangers?

What's funny is that that is on almost every morning on Comedy Central :bounce:

Since we TiVo The Daily Show, every morning I turn on the TV while getting ready for a run to either that (I do have to say that the one in the green dress is :P ) or GIRLS GONE WILD

It took me a couple of times to figure out that my wife had NOT been watching that after I went to sleep (early sleeper)

:bounce: