Bon Jovi's Bon Jovi arrested on Confirmed IUD

[Rabrrrrrr]

Infinitely Untalented Douchebag

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[mikeytherat]

1. But, he's a cowboy. And on a steel horse he rides.

He rides.

I had to play that song in a band once. Once. That particular stupid lyric always made me want to burst out laughing (the Rock God on Motorcycle image it invokes).

mikey_the_rat

[DS1]

2. Riding a steel horse

http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1060934

[mikeytherat]

4. Well, he was wanted "Dead or Alive," and that dude was really trying.

Although, he seemed to really want "dead" for some reason. Ultimately, he didn't stick the landing, so I deducted a few points for that. On the upside, there was really nice truck impact into the utility pole, so he gets style points for that.

mikey_the_rat

[mitchum]

3. Yeah, but you did get to see a million faces...

and rock them all!

[mikeytherat]

6. I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of "a million faces,"

nor can I attest to whether or not they were sufficiently "rocked." I can, however, confirm that I did, in fact, have a "loaded six-string on my back."

mikey_the_rat

[Kutjara]

11. Whenever I hear that line, I think of him...

...riding one of those little metal coin-operated horses in front of the grocery store.

[MrCoffee]

5. oh thank gawd...at least it's not Great White's Bon Jovi

[Cabcere]

7. Oh dude

At first I thought this was going to be...well, a sex thread. I'll leave it at that. :scared: :hide:

[Parche]

8. HAVE A NICE DAY

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. ...

:thumbsup:

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. He's still hotter'n you

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. If that....... thing..... is the definition of hot,

then I'm glad I'm not hot.

I'd rather be real than fake.