Who is the most pathetic? You decide:
a) On a sugar high, my neighbor and friend Karen came over and told me she blew the entire day shopping for furniture and home decor items on craigslist. While she shopped, she ate chocolate Easter eggs from her six-year-old's Easter basket while the poor child was at school.
I told her she was pitiful. But then I realized I may have been even more pitiful because...
b) I played hooky from my only class of the day, a two-hour class. I didn't feel like going in so I called in sick. Instead I drank Cokes and munched on Fritos while watching UFO videos on youtube. And I also skipped my gym workout to engage myself in this "endeavor," if you want to call it that.
Oh and right now I am eating chocolate cupcakes with cream cheese frosting while I watch two hours of UFO shows on History Channel.
Cher