The Official Ralph Wiggum Appreciation Thread!

[Yavin4]

One of the funniest characters ever on sitcoms, and he gets little or no notice. He gets one line per show, and he usually kills.

My favorite line:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[harmonicon]

1. my favourite is "I sleep in a drawer" - NT

[tchunter]

6. As a simpsons geek i must point out...

I sleep in a drawer was not said by ralph wiggum but Kerney's child on the school bus.

[harmonicon]

11. really?

I believe you, but for years I've thought it was Ralph Wiggum - in my mind I can hear him saying it.... was the voice the same? Dear lord, early onset Alzheimers. *sigh*

[tchunter]

12. the voice is almost identical and i'm almost certain the same person provides both voices

[Richardo]

2. I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

:)

[tchunter]

7. simpsons geek alert - they were purple!

[Richardo]

16. That'll teach me to cut and paste from the internets.

:blush:

I just remembered the 'taste like burning' part.

[LeftyMom]

3. best Ralph Wiggum line ever:

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

[freethought]

4. "FUN TOYS ARE FUN"

Sorry, I can't help but laugh at that line.

[XemaSab]

5. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds

if I kept my finger out of there! :o

[fizzgig]

8. there are already some memorable ralphie lines in this thread, but my faves:

'that's where the leprechaun told me to burn things'
'i bent my wookie'

and, my all time fave...
'i'm a war president'

gods love little ralphie wiggum :rofl:

[Mooney]

9. "The before teacher used to yell at me too."

[LSdemocrat]

10. Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

[RadioactiveCarrot]

13. ./waves flag

"I don't like you, Boy-mommy."

orrrr

"I've got two kinds of wet in my pants."

[fizzgig]

14. OMG! i can't belive i forgot this one!

'hi principal skinner. hi super nintendo chalmers'

that one makes me bust a gut every time :rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. Me fail English?

That's unpossible!

[unpossibles]

17. exactly!

:D

"I like sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

[Yavin4]

18. I Forgot One

Ralph sees a porno movie and says:

"Everybody's hugging."