Missing NY pastor found in local strip club

[sasquatch]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/localnews/content/oh/story/news/local/2008/03/28/ddn032808pastorweb.html?cxtype=rss&cxsvc=7&cxcat=16
RIVERSIDE — A missing pastor who left his home in Lewiston, N.Y., on Wednesday to go to Best Buy was found in a Riverside strip club early Friday, March 28.

According to police reports, Riverside Officer Rhett Close was patrolling the lot at K.C. Lounge, Airway Road, at about 12:40 a.m. Friday when he noticed an out-of-state license plate on a car and decided to check on it.

What Close discovered was the owner of the car. Craig S. Rhodenizer, 46, was listed as missing/endangered. Rhodenizer, a pastor at St. John's Lutheran Church in Lyndonville, N.Y., was reported missing by his wife Thursday after he left their home in Lewiston, saying he was going to Best Buy to get his computer fixed, and didn't return.

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Wow this guy traveled for a day and a half to look at some Ohio boobies, God bless the Buckeye state.
:patriot:

[realisticphish]

1. yeah

but... Dayton? Seriously?

[sasquatch]

4. Hey lay off the Gem City sweetheart

I live hear and I will find you
:P

[JVS]

9. Have you driven by the club he was found in?

[sasquatch]

10. Yes I have

It's by Wright Patterson Air Force Base.
:rofl:

[realisticphish]

15. lol

"hey kids! you and mommy are going to see the air force museum! Daddy will be... in the car..."

[AngryOldDem]

27. Well, let's give him the benefit of the doubt.

Maybe he came down here to see Bush on Thursday and decided to stay longer to see the sights.

[sasquatch]

29. The awesome mounds of Stephanie

:D

[AngryOldDem]

31. Airway Road never was all that great....

...but it's really gone downhill, hasn't it?

(maybe he was looking for the Miamisburg mounds????)

[realisticphish]

14. if by "gem city"

you mean "ghetto hellhole" than you're on the money ;)

[sasquatch]

16. Look at Mr. "Gee look how important I am in mighty Columbus"

:silly:
Did your city give birth to flight? NOOOO!
:P

[realisticphish]

26. lol

what I like about Cbus is that there are no stereotypes about it. Cintucky, Cleveland being polluted, etc. But we sit, half forgotten. Soon we shall rise! :evilgrin:

[JVS]

8. He should have gone to Quebec.

[sasquatch]

30. Are you saying that Hoser boobies are better than Buckeye boobies?!

If I were you I'd stand guard for the eventuall backlash that is coming against you.
:D

[BlueJazz]

2. No...No..Honey..I said I was going to BUST Buy....

[sasquatch]

5. Well those knockers were probably the best damn buy of the evening

:D

[FloridaJudy]

3. Damn. That happens to me *all* the time!

Every time I set out to buy a major appliance, I wind up in some sleazy dive watching porno. Perfectly understandable. Oh. I just remembered: I need a new vacuum cleaner...


:rofl:

[sasquatch]

6. Two states away like this guy too!

:rofl:

[JVS]

7. Best part of story.

"According to the report, two dancers in the bar said Rhodenizer paid for three or four private dances and then became argumentative about the price. One stated that he said he "hadn't been in a strip club for over 20 years and it was about time he was in one again."

I don't blame him. I looked up his parish on the ELCA website. They only have 40 people attending weekly. I bet they pay him dirt.

[sasquatch]

11. HAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:

[Thelma Harper]

19. LMAO.

[FloridaJudy]

12. Well at least he wasn't having sex with a picnic table.

According to DU, really weird stuff is happening in Ohio lately.

[sasquatch]

13. Must be March Madness

:silly:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

17. lol, that's like 13 miles away

[sasquatch]

23. My maternal grandfather was born and raised in the 'Burg

:hi:

[Canuckistanian]

18. They never think of the obvious places to find pastors, do they?

And completely off-topic, I bought a "Rhodenizer" in 1974.

Damn thing never worked properly.

[HamstersFromHell]

20. Praying for those lost souls is a dirty job...

but someone's gotta do it!

News article might also be filed under: "What Would Jesus Tip?"

[sasquatch]

24. "What Would Jesus Tip?"

:rofl:

[Crabby Appleton]

21. I'd rather go to a strip club than best buy.

[struggle4progress]

22. I guess his wife might be happy he's been found

[sasquatch]

25. And a little upset as well

:rofl:

[Orsino]

28. I was hoping that he'd found happiness as a dancer.

But the story is sadder than that, it seems.