Really BAD ideas for new products.

[arbusto_baboso]

Okay so I have weird imagination:

Chunky-style toothpaste.
Butt-flavored spring water for dogs.
Kern's Spam Nectar.
Martinelli's Sparkling Kale Cider.
Tombstone's Head Cheese and Breadfruit Pizza.

Any others?

[arbusto_baboso]

1. Got a few more....

Home body piercing kit.
Prescription windshields for cars.
Rhino diapers.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

14. "Prescription windshields for cars."

I used to think this wasn't such a bad idea, but then I realized you'd be up a shit creek without a paddle if someone else was in the car with you, or worse, had to drive.

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. green balut and ham

[arbusto_baboso]

3. GACK!!!!!! I've been to the Philippines and I know what that is!!!

[KamaAina]

4. GACK!!!!!! I work in Honolulu and it's for sale three blocks from my office!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[arbusto_baboso]

You have my sincerest sympathies!

And understand; I'm not squeamish. I ate snake in my SERE training. But balut..... :puke:

[CreekDog]

5. Nair Shampoo

:dilemma:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. Gross, but I'm sorry-- "Butt-flavored spring water for dogs" sounds like a winner.

Where do I go to invest?

[baldguy]

7. Bag-'O-Glass

Fun for all the kids!

[FloridaJudy]

8. Somebody posted this in a previous thread

But it's fun to revisit a winner.

[billyskank]

9. Luminous sundial

For use at night.

[billyskank]

10. Alarm clock for deaf people. Runs a flag up a pole.

Because obviously they can't hear an alarm. I'm not stupid.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Hasbro Razorwire Hula Hoop

Wrigley Ricin-Pops

[HughBeaumont]

12. Always Manpons.

L'oreal Long Island Guido Orange Skin Glaze.
Fascist Brand Asparagus Smoothie.
Mayosicles.
Colossal Nine Inch Marshmallows.
Propel Hot Dumpster Soda.
Sobe Glowing Pink Fission.
Hersheys Chocolate Herring Strips.
Yoplait Bird Mastication Yogurt.
Eckrich Eyelash and Cud Hot Dogs.
Nordihydrocapsaicin Bran.
Uncut Brazilian Coca-Cola.
Mister Filthy Dirty.
Dannon Drunk Lung Custard.
McCormick Imitation Tea Steam.
Reese's Peanut Skin and Shell Cups.
Wrigleys Wintersludge Gum.
Bird's Eye Lamb Fries (Those who've seen Funny Farm should get the reference).
Domino Light Brown Heroin.
Swanson Raccoon Stock.
Vaseline Petroleum Deep Dish Pizza.

[datasuspect]

18. i think you missed some kind of calling

those were really great!

[mainegreen]

13. "Always Hot"tm electric bath water warmer.

[HamstersFromHell]

15. New Tampax Cordless

And for the kids:

Black & Decker's Silly Driller
"Will It Burn?" from Milton Bradley

[Taverner]

16. Nice and Grainy Bathroom Tissue

[fizzgig]

17. capsaicin intimate lubricant

and the slogan: a burning sensation to fuel your burning desire

x(

[datasuspect]

19. Parade Onion Juice with Garlic