You just can't make this shit up,,,,,

[lost-in-nj]

Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

Posted Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:13pm AEDT
Updated Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:22pm AEDT

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/28/2201791.htm?section=justin



lost


should I laugh or cry!!!

I know
laugh till i cry



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[HamstersFromHell]

1. OK, you made me do this...

With advance apologies to the easily offended, etc. If ya don't like it, ignore it.

Also apologies to America, and even Captain and Tenille. :wtf:

Wombat Rape (to the tune of Muskrat Love)

Wombat, Wombat, the man's not right
Callin' the cops and complaining he did some receivin'
It's pretty displeasin'
Wombat Suzie, Human man
Did the bump uglies in New Zea-land
And they shimmy, Arthur is so skinny

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Shoulda stuck to picking the Mangos
The man is descended from ape
Looks like Wombat rape

Drinking all day
Cuttin' the cheeze
Art says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my lady?
(A marsupial, isn't this shady?)
Now, he's speaking Australian
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to nose
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Shoulda stuck to picking the Mangos
The man is descended from ape
Looks like Wombat rape

(Yes, I filled in a little detail from the article linked, and embellished a bit as well.)

[lost-in-nj]

4. pffffffffftttttttttttttt

:spray: :spray: :spray:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Excellent!!!!



lost


:hi:

[HamstersFromHell]

8. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week...

try the veal and don't forget to tip your waiter or waitress.

[Metta]

2. Truth is stranger than fiction.

This is definitely shallow end of the gene pool stuff.

[lost-in-nj]

5. yes

stranger than fiction...



a HUGE



WTF???


lost

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Maybe someone should hook up the wombat with the table fucker

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3076852&mesg_id=3076852

Try to imagine the home movies...

:yoiks:

[lost-in-nj]

6. perfect match!!!!

LOL



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lost

[Initech]

7. Wow, and I thought the guy fucking his picnic table was more disturbing...

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

9. You go looking for this shit, don't you?

[lost-in-nj]

10. yeah....

I want to be just like you!!!


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lost


:hi:

[graywarrior]

11. Thank you?

[lost-in-nj]

12. It was meant as a compliment ....

:hug:


lost

[Parche]

13. wash your mouth out with soap Gorn

:rofl:

:hi:

:hug:


found gorn wombat