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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 04:47 PM
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I understand now, the popularity of the kitteh in the Lounge
You're all addicts, aren't you!?!?!?!?

Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.

The 'cupped hands approach', developed by the Marquess of Queensberry as a remedy for the pain of head injuries sustained while boxing, has come to be the dominant huffing technique in Europe and the Americas. Other techniques are generally avoided by all but expert huffers and even experts tend to avoid techniques involving rolled up dollar bills, as the kittens tend to clog, although other techniques exist.

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing


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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 05:09 PM
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1. stuff the kitty into a ziplok bag, hold the bag opening tighly against your face...
Edited on Sun Mar-30-08 05:09 PM by mike_c
...while inhaling deeply, and prepare to have your sinuses opened like never before!

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 05:12 PM
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2. Okay I admit it.
I huff kitty everynight..or at least lots and lots of cat hair.....:P
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