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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 05:04 PM
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Buy American!
Just got this in my e-mail:

REBATE CHECK

As you may have heard, the Bush Administration
said every one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend the money at Wal-Mart,
it will all go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline
it will all go to the Arabs.

If we spend it on fruit and vegetables
it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car
it will all go to Japan.

If we purchase electronic gadgets
it will all go to Taiwan or Malayasia.

We need to keep that money at home
to strengthen our economy here,
so the best way to spend it
is on prostitutes and beer,
the only truly functional businesses
still in the US.

My name is Elliot Spitzer
and I approved this ad.

:D
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