Today is my Birthday!

[Maine-ah]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"





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it really is my birthday, I'm 34 today



:party:

[lost-in-nj]

1. Happy Birthday !!!

lost

:hi:

beautiful picture!!!!

[TZ]

2. Happy Birthday, you April Fool!

:) :P :party:

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Happy Birthday Donald!

:toast: I hope you're having a wonderful day and countless more to come! :hi:

;)

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Happy Birthday!!! And that baby is outright adorable!

:hug:

[Road Scholar]

5. Happy Birthday, Aries!

[Parche]

6. Happy Birthday

:woohoo: :party:
:hi:

[Maine-ah]

7. ok, this is pathetic.....I'm lost on the whole airplane jokes

please let me in!

[Guava Jelly]

8. Happy freaken B-Day

:toast: :loveya: :party:
I hope it is a great one!

[Maine-ah]

9. it's been lovely, thankyou!

I got to renew my license today for another 8 years.....and my pic came out great for a change! Hell, and I'm drunk. Hubbie drove home. :evilgrin: :toast: 2 dirty martinis and I'm done! OHHH and I bought a new pair of jeans today. I'm a bit smaller than I thought I was, I had been wearing 8's which have been falling off my bum, I'm now wearing a 4...roflmao...:rofl: A girl couldn't ask for more!

[Gormy Cuss]

10. Happy Birthday, fool.

Your girl has the most beautiful eyes.

[Ava]

11. today is my uncle's b'day too

you april fools babies :P

happy birthday!

[RainDog]

12. H A P P Y * B I R T H D A Y !!

here's your present

[Maine-ah]

13. very nice!

not hairy enough though...I like 'em hairy. The hubbie is a gorilla, back hair and all...I find it to be very..."manly".... :9

[sakabatou]

14. Otanjobi omedeto

Oh and I'm 21 today, since it's my b-day too.

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v65619062QJp9EPz">Here, have a present.

[Maine-ah]

15. YAY! Happy B-day, sakabatou!

glad to share it with another DU'er! :party: :toast:

[Ava]

17. happy birthday to you too!

21.. that's a big one!

[sakabatou]

22. Yeah, I can

drink and call up hookers!

Wait... was I supposed to say that? :rofl:

[Ava]

30. well isn't that why 21 is a big deal?

:P :rofl:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

16. Joke not complete - no Rickrolling involved

But happy birthday anyway!!

[Maine-ah]

18. I figured I shouldn't push it....

lol :evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Happy Birthday Maine-ah!!

You and the baby look wonderful, that's an excellent pic.

:hi: :hug:

All the best :)

[Maine-ah]

20. thanks salmon!

:toast: :party:

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. A very happy birthday to you!

Hope you enjoyed your day! :party: :toast:

[ThomCat]

23. Happy Birthday, Fool!

:hug:

:party: :party: :party:

I hope you have a wonderful year, and I hope your daughter does too! :toast:

(That is your daughter in that picture, right?) :P

[Maine-ah]

24. lol, yes that is my daughter

who, thankfully is fast asleep!

[Redstone]

25. 34. You're a still a child, so you may be excused for the Brazilian Joke. But only

this one time, understand?

Redstone

[Maine-ah]

26. this child has seen a lot crap in her life time...

it's not the years, but the mileage, my friend. :toast:


though, if a spanking is necessary.....I understand completely :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

27. "Years, but not mileage." One of my favorite things to tell people is this:

"Yeah, you may be older than me, but I've been awake longer than you have."

Redstone

[Maine-ah]

28. I am thinking I shall have to hang on to that particular statement

for future use.

:hi:

[Redstone]

29. Be my guest. It really works.

Redstone

[Skittles]

31. ARIES GALS ARE AWESOME

YES WE ARE, YES INDEED!!!

[femmocrat]

32. Happy Birthday, Maine-ah!

Your daughter is beautiful!

:toast: :party:

[Inchworm]

33. Happy Happy!

:hug:

[Hawkeye-X]

34. Happy birthday!

Two years older than me - DAMN.

[WinkyDink]

35. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope it's been a great one!

[applegrove]

36. Happy Birthday Maine. What a cute little one you got there.