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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:08 PM
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JGD's BF told me that she's unavailable this afternoon for some reason
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:12 PM
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1. AHAHAHAHA!!
JGD has hawt grapefruits.
Dude...you might just have outdone DuStrange........:rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:16 PM
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2. Oranges. Freshly squeezed each morning.
:hide:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:19 PM
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3. So what does this picture REALLY say?
Did you eat me or did I eat you????

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....:rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:22 PM
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4. I don't remember-- we were BOTH pretty wasted that nite...
Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 04:24 PM by temeah
What I remember best about you, however, is your very hawt 'n hairy arms!

:rofl:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:25 PM
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5. Too many slippery nipples, indeed!!!!
Damn - where are DuStrange and racaulk? They're missing the fun.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:27 PM
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7. I believe that they are on MrCoffee's bunk!
:rofl:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:31 PM
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12. Well DudeStrange is back, so I guess he's done.....uh....
bunking. :rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:40 PM
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20. Why am I thinking about a song ..
called "Afternoon delight"?:evilgrin:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:49 PM
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24. Really? I was thinking another one....
"I Touch Myself".

But that's just me. :rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 05:09 PM
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28. I was thinking Journey:
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin':

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p7jr9WBDVXQ

:rofl:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 05:13 PM
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29. Gotta love a guy with a one-track mind.....
your wife is very lucky, I think. :rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 05:57 PM
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32. Well, some tracks get more usage than others.
:evilgrin:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 06:09 PM
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33. As I told DuStrange once
after you told ME I had a one track mind..Maybe so but you are the engineer of that train and DuStrange is the conductor...:)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:23 PM
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46. Someone needs a conductor?


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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 08:29 PM
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54. I like the crossing sign: "XXX"
fishnets = hubba.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 08:30 PM
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55. I'll remember that
Now where are those fishnet stockings of mine..I need to pack them ASAP!;-)
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 08:35 PM
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56. You and JGD are the BIGGEST teases!
I am renaming you "TeaserZoot!"

And that Jersey girl..... Hmmmm... Yes: "MishNaughtypants"
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 06:56 PM
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36. Hey! Knock that off!
Ya mother-bunker!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:27 PM
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8. This could also be the by product of too much
sex on the beach...which btw, is indeed my favorite drink....:evilgrin:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:44 PM
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22. Well that couldn't have been me, then.
I'm quite obsessive about shaving. :P
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:57 PM
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25. Yeah, but not your arms....
:evilgrin:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 05:05 PM
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26. Arms, legs, and everything in-between. Heh.
TOTBOAL = Teetering on the brink of a lock! :P
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 06:31 PM
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35. gulp. "in-between???"
:wow:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:27 PM
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48. Well, yeah!
You know, like the brazillions of Brazilians do!

:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:26 PM
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6. So THAT'S why they call her...
Orange Julie-ous.

PS. We're locking this. No squeezing threads.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:28 PM
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9. Speak of the devil.
What do you think of temeah's artwork???? :P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:29 PM
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10. Somebody is jealous they didn't think of it first
DuStrange becomes DuModulator when he's been out pevved....:P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 06:57 PM
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37. Out-pevving me isn't as hard as it sounds.
I'm pretty much a choir boy.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:01 PM
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40. Yeah, pretty much.
And I'm pretty much a virgin. :P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:05 PM
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42. I can tell.
It's all in the grapefruit.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:07 PM
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43. I think they're actually oranges, but who's paying attention, really?
What matters are the smoothness and firmness of the subjects in question.

And to answer that question, I plead the fifth. :P
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:34 PM
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15. What makes you think that it wasn't HIS idea in the first place, hmmm?
:evilgrin:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:47 PM
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23. Because he would NEVER tell you something that could potentially
put him on the backburner.

Nope - this was ALL you, my dear. DudeStrange WISHES!!!
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:30 PM
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11. How about squeezing Turtles?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:33 PM
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14. urghh, gurgle gurgle
What did I ever do to you to deserve such treatment...:P
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:35 PM
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17. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!!
NO WAY!!!! That is AWESOME!!!!!

TZ getting a little action there! :rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:32 PM
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13. Unlocking: Special squeezing dispensation granted by Mr Whipple
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:34 PM
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16. Talk about a mood killer!
:P
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:37 PM
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18. Talk about a mood enhancer:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:39 PM
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19. IBTL or IBTPGD!
IBTPGD-In before temeah's picture gets deleted!!!:evilgrin:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 04:42 PM
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21. IBTL.
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 05:07 PM
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27. snagged!

:rofl: Counting down 'til that pic gets deleted. 3,2,...
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 05:16 PM
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30. It's ART! That's why it's in black and white. That make it impervious to censorship!
:hide: :rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 05:33 PM
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31. Yeah.
That's the ticket....temeah, aka "Jon Lovitz".....
I once called you Robert Mapplethorp...How right I was......:evilgrin:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 06:58 PM
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38. OMG
say hello to the bannage...

I guess I will see you next weekend at Spyhouse then...

LOL :rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 06:58 PM
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39. That reminds me of this skating pic:


I bet they trained at the same gym.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:09 PM
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44. HAAAA!
what's that move called? A flying johnson?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:22 PM
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45. All of a sudden...
I have an urge to play leap-knob.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:24 PM
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47. And now I have the urge to hunt down my boyfriend.
:P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:34 PM
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49. I'll be...
in my bunk!
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:36 PM
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50. Bwhahahahahaha!!!!!!11!!!!!!
Make sure to keep your kittehs away - you don't want to get scratched. :P
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:42 PM
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52. don't forget
the dildo

(too graphic...don't wanna get in trouble by posting here...)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:44 PM
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53. .......
You evil bastid!!!:rofl: :patriot: (that might be the best rr yet)
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:39 PM
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51. it's a variation of
sex on the beach.

...I dunno... it just makes me so happy to see that art installation.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 06:17 PM
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34. You know, I will give you one thing
You have given me a new and greater understanding and appreciation of the "hide thread" feature.





























































































:D April Fools :hi:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 07:03 PM
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41. 22Day, you got me!
:spank: :rofl: :hi:
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