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Well I think so............
Ever ask yourself ???? Here's something to think about.....
> If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape > or shoplifting? > > Can you cry under water? > > How important does a person have to be before they are considered > assassinated instead of just murdered? > > Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny > for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? > > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were > buried in for eternity? > > Why does a round pizza come in a square box? > > What disease did cured ham actually have? > > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be > a good idea to put wheels on luggage? > > Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up > like every two hours? > > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? > > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV > > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in > binoculars to look at things on the ground? > > Why do doctors leave the room while you change?They're going to see you > naked anyway. > > Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a > horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? > > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about > him? > > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? > > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a > coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?They're > both dogs! > > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why > didn't he just buy dinner? > > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from > vegetables, what is baby oil made from? > > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? > > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same > tune? > > Why did you just try singing the two songs above? > > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but > call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? > > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at > you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the > window?
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