What is the punchline to the joke that no one told?
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What is the punchline to the joke that no one told?
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:49 PM
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:52 PM
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3. And the farmer says "Chickens?"
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Wed Apr-02-08 02:00 PM
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10. And the farmer says, "the sheep is a liar!"
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:54 PM
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4. "Day-Glo purple with baby-poop green polka-dots" n/t
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:54 PM
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5. It makes its own gravy
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:54 PM
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6. And the salesman said,
"Doesn't that calf have a mother?"
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:57 PM
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7. And the monk says "No but his face sure rings a bell"
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:58 PM
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8. And the Monk says "No, but he is a dead ringer for that guy yesterday"
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:59 PM
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9. "How many is a brazillion?"
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Wed Apr-02-08 02:11 PM
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11. I don't know, but the response is the sound of one hand clapping.
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Wed Apr-02-08 02:16 PM
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12. And so I said 'Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!'
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Wed Apr-02-08 03:04 PM
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13. "The Chitlins? Why They COME Stuffed?"
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Wed Apr-02-08 03:06 PM
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14. It was then that I realized that monkeys don't wear pants.
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Wed Apr-02-08 03:08 PM
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15. Ping pong balls?!? I thought you said, "King Kong balls!"
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Wed Apr-02-08 04:27 PM
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Wed Apr-02-08 03:23 PM
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17. Yeah you can have it back but I'll warn you, it tastes like turnips
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Wed Apr-02-08 03:42 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lost
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Wed Apr-02-08 03:45 PM
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...the clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go! :rofl:
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Wed Apr-02-08 04:25 PM
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20. "George Bush is president."
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Wed Apr-02-08 04:29 PM
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22. Whaaat....am I my brother's keeper?"
the first in a great and long tradition of Jewish comics
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Wed Apr-02-08 04:35 PM
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24. "And the third testis says.."Beats me"
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Wed Apr-02-08 04:41 PM
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25. This is a hardware store, Dumb hillbilly!
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26. One has cunning stunts.
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27. "The elephant, because the giraffe is still in the refrigerator."
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