Your Favorite Bodily Function

[RainDog]

Poll question: Your Favorite Bodily Function

I'm off for a while, but I'll be back to kick this one if no one plays. be warned...

[lost-in-nj]

1. You don't have "other"!!

I like the big "O"


what???

its a bodily function.....


:shrug: :shrug:

lost


:rofl: :rofl:

[RainDog]

3. pssst

choose sneezing. like, when you have an allergy or something and you sneeze multiple times.

achoo achoo aaahhhh ooo

(this was only MEANT to look lockable, not BE lockable)

[TZ]

2. Making white blood cells!

Of course since I work for an immunology company, I better damn well say that....:rofl:

[LoZoccolo]

4. I had this really weird experience with earwax before I got my tonsils out.

I went to an ear, nose, and throat doctor in preparation to get my tonsils and adenoids removed and little drainage tubes put in my ears and he went in there with the little scoop to clean my ears. These big black rocks of earwax came out of both ears! I didn't even know that earwax looked like that. Ever since then I've wondered what might be in there without me knowing, though checkups have never since revealed any buildup worth removing. From what I've read, your ear canal has to be almost completely blocked for you to notice any detriment to your hearing.

[RainDog]

6. Bleeech!! I *knew* I shoulda left that one off! :)

they may not work for colds, etc. but ear candles do remove wax from your ears. btw, some ppl have soft wax and some have hard wax. sounds like you had hard wax.

[LoZoccolo]

8. I heard you can burn your ear like that though.

http://www.cbc.ca/consumers/market/files/health/earcandle/index.html

And check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxMuOE28HjM

[RainDog]

9. yikes!

I've never been to someone else for this. Just home cooking...for more than a decade... but generally not even every year, just when my ears really hurt from flu or something.

I've also never held a candle perfectly perpendicular to my ear, tho. And I don't burn a candle more than halfway down. One of my sons loves this. I guess I'll have to tell him the bad news.


(oh, and hey youse out there - where are the dozens of other votes that should be on this thread based upon viewers? What -- you don't like recombination?)

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Homeostasis

[RainDog]

7. I take it you support equal rights for homeostasis, then.

(ba-dum-ching.. so bad, sorry... )

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Why yes I do!

All bodies should be able to maintain as constant a state as they wish, with no government interference!

[Dr. Strange]

11. Oooh, gross! Blinking?

Yuck.

What happened to the pic in your sigline from yesterday? That was a cool picture!

[RainDog]

13. what picture? you must have been imagining some picture from me.

cause I would never post a picture like that. even if you did want to leap knob.

[quip]

23. Holy Crap-- Is that Mary Poppins???

Poppin' a shub I say!

[RainDog]

29. that's turtlesue with short hair

but doesn't that picture just make you happy to see? burst out singing "good day sunshine! good day sunshine!"

...or something like that...

[Fox Mulder]

12. I choose all of them.

Because if we were without even one, we would be in trouble.

[RainDog]

14. so I see you're a homeostasisexual too.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Arugula Latte]

15. Other: Glycolysis

Why? Because I'm proud of myself for remembering that term from 11th grade physiology. :)

[RainDog]

16. ahhhhhh

I suppose I should've had an "other" option, but I was afraid I'd get too many "south park" answers (ifyouknowwhatimean)

had to go look that one up. aerobic!

[datasuspect]

17. ejaculation

[RainDog]

ooh, you mean sneezing *wink*wink*

you too, Jamasteine :P

[Jamastiene]

18. Ya missed my favorite.

Of course, your thread would be sooooo locked so quick if you included my favorite. :evilgrin:

[LiberalEsto]

19. you forgot

the fart

[RainDog]

20. we're not allowed to create posts about *certain* bodily functions

such as the one you mentioned, even!

and, actually, I'm such a girly girl mom don't gross me out kinda poster, except for sex, that I just didn't want to go there, ifyouknowwhatimean.

[Bullwinkle925]

21. *Other* . . .

Breathing

[RainDog]

22. hey, I got yer breathing right here

as in respiration.. I did include that one, I hope. should go back and check.

[Bullwinkle925]

25. i think you did . . .

can i change my answer to *memory*????



:hi:

[RainDog]

28. LOL

if I can change mine to "unspecified." :)

[quip]

24. Okay, where the hell is diving Gorgi when you need him?????

ibtl

Found him!

[TZ]

30. Gorgi?

I think you mean Geordi.....:rofl:

[RainDog]

36. I thought he meant Corgi

...in before the *corgi*

try again to get the image up

[quip]

37. That's funny because that's what I wrote originally, and then I saw it spelled that way

after doing a search for the ibtl.

The internets were wrrrrrrrr! :scared:

[XemaSab]

26. Without opposable thumbs it would be hard to eat a burrito

:shrug:

[RainDog]

31. good choice, if you eat burritos. I prefer enchildas.

can you hold a fork w/o an opposable thumb?

[XemaSab]

33. I don't think so

It's good we have them. :)

[Elidor]

27. I'm rather partial to mitosis

Try stopping it sometime. You can't. It's addictive.

[RainDog]

34. like potato chips?

no one can anaphase just one?

[TZ]

42. ...

telemere me more....

[RainDog]

44. oh don't be so self-prometaphasing

just because you're playing leap knob upthread...

[Redstone]

32. Waking up in the morning. That's a crapshoot at my age, and always appreciated

when it ends up happening.

Redstone

[RainDog]

35. oh come on

I saw that picture of you... you're so fast you can be, like... ten places at one time before the camera snaps. :)

[Redstone]

41. But you burn out early, being that fast. Laws of Physics, Conservation of Energy, and all that.

"Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse."

Or: "If I had known I'd live this long, I might have taken better care of myself."

Redstone

[RainDog]

45. sometimes I guess we can even surprise ourselves

good thing you didn't do all that rock 'n roll stardom thing...

[KitchenWitch]

38. Sex

[RainDog]

39. Abe Lincoln sez

bad girl, bad! - now spank me!

[KitchenWitch]

40. OK

:spank:

[RainDog]

43. Noo! me is him, not me... but... okay :) n/t

[doc03]

46. Where the hell is farting, I love to let a

good fart.

[RainDog]

47. don't tase my thread, bro n/t