I just finished my first painting in years. What d'ya think?

[Bucky]

I dunno... I'm now wondering if I shoulda made the tits bigger.

[DarkTirade]

1. Eh, it's okay... but what's with that cheesy half-smile?

Your model couldn't decide whether to go for serious or smiling? :shrug:

[JTG of the PRB]

2. Yeah, it's pretty good...

But what's the deal with the terrain in the background? Everything on the right side of the painting is higher than the stuff on the left. Was this intentional on your part, or did you stop paying attention to the details halfway through? :shrug:

[Bucky]

3. The background was supposed to be weird

If you've ever been in Oklahoma, you'd see landscape that pretty much twists about like this. I think it's cause of the tornados.

[JTG of the PRB]

4. I don't know...

That sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me. We have tornadoes in Colorado and our terrain isn't all wonky like that! :P

[applegrove]

5. So you would know if she was preggers or not. An age old question.

[Bucky]

6. Preggers? Can you seriously not spot a "tv" when you see one?

[YDogg]

7. heh

[applegrove]

8. I don't get it. I'm clueless.

[Bucky]

9. "TV" is old slang for transvestite

who, obviously, couldn't be preggers

[applegrove]

12. LOL!

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. The implied, larger smile takes away from the entirety.

[devilgrrl]

11. Is she a neighbor of yours?

:silly:

[Adsos Letter]

13. You simply must stop working in oils...

...they do amber so...

And "no"...just a more low-cut top would be fine...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. nice. It would have been nicer if you had put it on velvet.

;)

[Danger Mouse]

15. what the hell is this garbage? it looks too realistic.

THIS is real art:

[lunatica]

16. Modern art is just so confusing

What is it supposed to be? I don't get it.

[cynatnite]

17. OMG! The clues are all there!

Jesus and Mary Magdalene got married and she was preggers!