So this cop grabbed me up.

[Wabbajack_]

Just 20-30 minutes ago.

I was out for a walk in a small park near my home, I think exercise may help certain medical problems I have. Thrilled it was warmish I had on shorts, a creepy black sweater jacket and creepy shades, I didn't bring my creepy id.

This cop stops me, pads me down, tells me to "get in" asks me if I was beating off and trolling for kids
and why was I in my "underwear". He drives up to these 2 women and asks if "this is the guy"? appearently they thought I was bothering some children, I didn't even see any children. The tiny park is always empty. He asked if I exposed myself luckily they didn't see that phantom act or he probably would have arrested me instead of driving me home. He called me a scumbag I think I don't really remember it's so surreal. I wish I had run. He told me if there were any kiddie raper beefs in the hood he knows where I live. I was presumed guilty.

I hate all cops, and really feel bad for looking at creeping looking guys who are commiting the crime of walking in public and wondering if they are perverts, why else would they be out in a park? Fuck the world. I never want to go outside again. Why am I telling strangers this..

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Shit....sorry this happened. n/t

[Inchworm]

2. You evidently handled it well

I'd prolly be locked up right now if I were you. I truly hate cops. I truly tell them that when the oppurtunity arises.

Don't listen to me but from this day forth why don't you wink at that cop every time you see him. Grab yer sack on occasion too. At least you'll feel better the next time he picks you to fuck with.

There is probably a more tactful way to handle it, but don't hide from the fucker. That means he won.

:grr:

[Wabbajack_]

3. Yes sir no sir was coming out of my mouth

I was just on autopilot, a martian might as well have pulled up in an ice cream truck.

[Inchworm]

4. Bastids!

cops AND Martians in ice cream trucks !!!

:rofl:

[Wabbajack_]

10. That's how random it all feels

[Pierre.Suave]

5. So he let you go?

Did the women say you were the guy?

Or did they say you were not the guy?

[Wabbajack_]

9. Yeah I guess he had to let me go

as I committed no crime. They did say I was the guy but I didn't catch exactly what they claimed to to see my doing.

[Pierre.Suave]

13. If they said they had seen YOU doing something...

anything, you would have been arrested.

Something is odd.

[Brigid]

6. ???

This has got to be the most bizarre story I have ever heard. :wtf:

[Pierre.Suave]

12. I agree

something is very odd.

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Did you get the cop's name and badge number?

make a complaint.

He was indecent, never read you your rights, and very, very WRONG1

Nail the asswipe.

[Wabbajack_]

11. I didn't get his name

I'd recognize him though, he looks like a stereotype of police officer.

I felt like there was nothing I could say to convince him I was not some kind of pervert, I was so relieved he took me home and not to his pigpen that I just got the hell inside.

[Aristus]

8. You're telling us because we're here. It's what we're here for.

I feel bad for you, man. Not all cops are bad. In my time, I've had almost nothing but good experiences with cops, but I know that's not so for everybody.

Hang in there...