The "50 Best Jokes" from the last year ...

[Flaxbee]

From The New York Post: http://www.nypost.com/seven/04062008/entertainment/killer_jokes_105191.htm?page=0

Here are a few I thought were funny. I tend to like off-beat humor; some of the ones listed are, IMO, cruel and tasteless. But, to each his own, I guess. Post some of the ones you like...

Seth Herzog

I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if someone doesn't ask me what color my hat is, I'll have nothing to talk about for two weeks.


Wendy Liebman

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. I just moved his chair closer to the one we already have.


Emo Philips

Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them!

[Flaxbee]

1. no love for the joke post? Nothing?

Nada?

[NightWatcher]

2. those are great

Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.

[quip]

3. Roseanne is taking credit for this??????

Roseanne

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

That one is older than last year! :wtf:

[Flaxbee]

6. yeah, it seemed like that one could have been rather road-weary

:shrug:

[DainBramaged]

4. The NY Post gives me that "icky" feeling yuck

I'll pass on reading the list, thanks.

[Flaxbee]

5. well, I found it through The Huffington Post, if that makes it

any better... they linked to it from their "Living" section. :)

[applegrove]

7. LOL!

[Beer Snob-50]

8. "How many is a brazillion?"

Need one say morez/