MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!11!!!!!!

[XemaSab]

OH THE HUMANITY!1!!!!!1!!



WILL BEER PUT IT OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!1?!?1?!??!!?!@?1??!

[NightWatcher]

1. Mythbusters said Milk. Beer only makes it worse

[MorningGlow]

2. Salt! Salt right away!

But of course any beer in a storm...

[TK421]

3. Milk...bread works well...I've been there

drink lots of milk, and swish the stuff around, too!

edited to add: do NOT, I repeat....NOT drink water!!!!!! it makes it worse!!!!!

[XemaSab]

4. I don't know if the fluid running into my mouth is snot, sweat, or tears

It's clear, so it's not blood. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. You exercised the nuclear option, eh?

I hope the pre-emptive strike was worth it.

[XemaSab]

6. We'll find out tomorrow

:D

[noel711]

7. Advice: stay out of GDP!

[Ahpook]

8. More of the same should work

Or break a bone to move the pain:)

[KitchenWitch]

9. Eat a banana STAT

[Lil Missy]

10. And it's going to be just as HOT comin' out!

:o

[XemaSab]

11. And it burns, burns, burns... the ring of fire

That ring of fire! :D

[Pierre.Suave]

12. HAHA

did someone eat a Habanero Pepper?

LOL, I have done that before. Popped the little bugger in my mouth and chewed away. lets just say, I wont be doing that again.

[XemaSab]

20. My so-called "friend" brought me some hot sauce back from New Mexico

the worst part is that now that the pain has worn off, I want some MORE! :cry:

[Pierre.Suave]

25. Some people never learn...

I am sure you will come back here next time and let us know how much it hurts again...

:rofl:

Did it have any flavor at all or was it just all heat?

[XemaSab]

26. Well, I am eating more of it

It's very sweet, and VERY hot.

I'm rocking it a little more in moderation this time, seeing as I am out of beer. :(

[Godhumor]

13. You know what's fun? Eating one of those with your fingers

Screaming, accidentally touching the contacts in your eyes, screaming some more, attempt to remove contacts using said fingers to stop the burning, scream some more, and curling into the fetal position.

That was not a fun day.

[Pierre.Suave]

15. God, just reading that is painful...

I would never try that, eating the damn thing was painful enough.

[Godhumor]

16. One of the most intensely painful experiences of my life

My brother makes his own hot sauce, and he had me over to see hit set up. I tried one of the peppers, rubbed my eyes in response to the heat, and started that entire chain reaction from my post above.

My eyes were essentially swollen shut, had to be flushed, and the contacts were toast.

[Pierre.Suave]

17. Ouch

I bet you will never do that again.

[Godhumor]

19. I am very careful about how I wash my hands after handling peppers now

I still get a rush from the heat, and I love my brother's hot sauce, but, yeah, nothing gets touched between handling a pepper and washing my hands.

[XemaSab]

22. I had that happen with jalapenos once

Life came to a screeching halt while I went and washed my head off under the faucet for 20 minutes.

[CreekDog]

14. and brush your teeth and tongue

helps.

[hedgehog]

18. On the plus side - I bet your sinuses are clear!

[XemaSab]

23. Clear as a bell!

:D

[Pushed To The Left]

21. I don't do well with the ultra-spicy food either!

Did you eat the entire thing from the picture, or was that just one of the ingredients?

[XemaSab]

24. My friend got me some hot sauce

that was basically pureed habaneros, vinager, and salt.

Note well that's been a while since the OP, and part of me is ready for round two, but part of me is thinking since I'm out of beer that would probably be a bad idea. :P