If I am on your ignore list, post here and tell me why

[The Straight Story]

Oh wait....

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

1. You aren't.

I kinda like ya. :P

In the likey way, not the biblical way. :hi:

[The Straight Story]

3. Can ya like me in another way

a more 'fun' way ;)

[Maddy McCall]

6. Well....

I like ya in the "always a good name to see in a thread" way...

and I dream about you and strawberry muffins...

Is that better? :P

[The Straight Story]

10. Mmmm muffins

Yeah, I feel better now.

But for some reason I am feeling horny for muffins. Got any I can borrow?

[Maddy McCall]

15. Here ya go!

and gotta have some of this with them!




MMMMMMmmmmm. Food porn. :9

[The Straight Story]

19. food porn:

[Maddy McCall]

26. Look at this.

[The Straight Story]

35. It looks like....

well, it looks like my weenie deep fried :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

2. .........

:rofl:

Series-ly, though, I could NEVER put you on ignore! :hug:

[The Straight Story]

5. Hmmmm, not sure how to take that :)

Maybe you keep me off ignore just so you can kick my ass ;)

BTW how ya doing tonight? been awhile since I saw you...of course, I haven't really tried hard to find you... (oh wait, did I say that out loud?) :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Sir! Ye have but broken my heart with your callous words!

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

13. My nights are not complete unless I insult you in some form or other

and when the hell are you going to come down south and visit me in Bakersfield?

It gets lonely here in conservative hell :)

BTW have I shown you the pic of me with a mohawk? It is sure to get you all worked up :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Some day, my friend, some day.

And I could ask you when you are going to make it up Seattle way. And you MUST bring Mrs. TSS too!

(And glad I could make you night! :P )

[The Straight Story]

20. Would only bring her if You could both...uh....

never mind, I will keep that fantasy to myself :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

22. You!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

24. mmmmm

Spankings. She likes that as well, maybe you both could spank me! Oh wait, am I still online and people can see this post?

Uh, never mind. Mistress gets mad when I type out loud....

[cbayer]

4. Who would put you on ignore?

I can't imagine.

[The Straight Story]

8. probably the same people I have put on Ignore

Which number only 2 to date :)

Oh, and you are not one of them :rofl:

[Lilith Velkor]

7. I'm ignoring you because I'm a stinkin' heterophobe

"Straight Story" :eyes:

Man, stay in the closet with that shit! :mad:

[The Straight Story]

9. Hey now, how ya gonna play the only G rated David Lynch movie

:) and btw, the star of the movie has since died....

[Lilith Velkor]

12. I also have David Lynch on Ignore

I will *never ever* forgive him for making INLAND EMPIRE.

[The Straight Story]

14. I can - because of Twin Peaks

But then, it tanked when he let others run the show....

Damn him anyway, I am putting him on ignore as well.

[Lilith Velkor]

17. I gotcher Twin Peaks right here, pal.

:bounce: :bounce:



:yoiks:

[quakerboy]

18. its cause of the mineature weasels.

[Skittles]

21. I'm ignoring you because you are a gun nut

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

23. I am not a gun nut, I am just a nut with a gun

:) and don't get me started about how bad skittles are for people and how many have died from the sugar in skittles....


:rofl:

[Skittles]

25. I WILL KICK YOUR GUN-TOTING, SKITTLES-NAYSAYING ASS

yes INDEED!!!!! :7

[The Straight Story]

27. You said kick

At first I thought you said lick :)

[Skittles]

28. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WILL KICK YOUR SMART ASS :7

[The Straight Story]

29. I cleaned my garage while I was waiting on your reply

Don't make me do the dishes while I wait on the next one :)

[Maddy McCall]

30. Dam you.

You didn't respond to my food porn post above. Catfish and softshell crab. :cry:

So don't give Skittles the what-for over her being slow to respond. :grr:

:P

[Skittles]

32. LOL

I PM'd your sorry ass :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

31. I only keep you off of my ignore list

Because you have a nice wife.:D

[The Straight Story]

36. hey now

how come no one ever tells me that she has a nice husband :)

I mean come on, I am totally sexy and she is lucky to have me.

ok, so not really - but I keep hoping to hear that from someone :rofl:

[Connonym]

33. For the record

I wasn't referring to your post in particular when I posted my query about the ignore phenomenon. This post did make me think about how often it comes up but your post was clearly kidding around and that's not what I was referring to when I commented on people seeming obsessed with the whole ignore thing. Just wanted to clarify that with you so that you don't think I'm being a bitch or snarking about you. Unless you've got me on ignore and then this whole huge explanation is entirely moot, eh?

[The Straight Story]

34. uh....

yeah :)

No, I don't have you on ignore. And to be honest, I didn't even see that post :)

And as far as you being a bitch...well, no :) it's not like you are my X (who has since passed away, but still - she was a real bitch....YOU? naw, you are cool).

And for the record, I do enjoy your posts :)

[Perry Logan]

37. I have forgotten the reason. But a list is a list.