Jesus Christ, who's calling me now?

[ashling]

I'm so already going to hell it's not funny, so .... :shrug:

[newmajority]

1. You would think Jesus would have a cell phone by now.

Wouldn't He have had one before any of us? I mean he IS the Son of God. Doesn't he have all the cool stuff first?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. If you elect me president, I promise to crucifiy someone on EVERY telephone pole in the country.

It's precisely what this country needs right now.

[east texas lib]

3. Someone who needs your money to do "God's work".

[AwakeAtLast]

4. Jesus Christ on a telephone pole!

:wtf:

:rofl:

Do I even want to know how you found this pic? ;)

[ashling]

6. Its amazing who you can find

hanging out on the internets
:rofl:

Have YOU found Jesus?
:rofl::rofl:

[KG]

5. another xtain bashing thread!!!! so typical at DU!!11!!

:hide:

[nuxvomica]

7. I'm on the no-call list so the Lord never gets through

Cuz He's not a non-profit. (I think I have the beginnings of a hit country song!)

[madinmaryland]

8. I thought this applied....

John the Baptist is giving Jesus Christ his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Jesus exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Jesus sits, head in hands.

Finally, Jesus looks up and says, "I know how many a brazillion is!"

:hi:

[ashling]

9. Actually,

that doesn't apply to anything. However, you have shown great courage trying to adapt it.

Didn't you try this in another thread.
:rofl: