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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 02:30 AM
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Whoever invents diet cake , will become an instant billionare
Edited on Sun Apr-13-08 02:30 AM by UndertheOcean
Cake with 0 calories , lush creamy chocolate cake that you can devour by the pound without any guilt.


YUM,

(must stick to diet , must stick to diet)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 02:34 AM
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1. it will be filled with sugar alchohol that will give us gas
always a drawback somewhere :o
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 02:40 AM
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2. "Diet" Cake Recipe
"Diet" Cake

http://www.recipezaar.com/59548

" Our biggest problem...is nibbling at the cake till its gone.
This way, you only bake a smaller cake! You get the great taste
of cake, a reasonable sized piece.....and a cake mix makes 3-4 cakes!"
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Bear down under Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 06:12 AM
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3. "Low-calorie profiteroles!"
That was once the headline on the cover of a magazine I used to write for. It was the biggest-selling issue ever.

To spoil the fantasy, they weren't *that* low-calorie. Just lower in calories than regular ones, achieved by using less sugar, skim milk rather than cream etc. And in fairness, right under the headline, in smaller type, were the words "would you believe?"
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 07:09 AM
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4. The cake is a lie.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 07:59 AM
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5. Splenda and olestra, baby!!
:hurts:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 08:04 AM
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6. Forget the cake!
No-calorie spaghetti and meatballs would warrant the purchase of a walk-in freezer!
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