Who is more twisted-Stewie or Eric Cartman?

[nam78_two]

Poll question: Who is more twisted-Stewie or Eric Cartman?

I am watching a repeat episode of Family Guy on Comedy Central ("Peter's two dads") and I think for the first time I am gonna have to go with Stewie. So what say you Lounge-which is it :D?

[Fox Mulder]

1. Well...

Cartman had some dude's parents killed. Then he went and chopped up the dude's parents and put them in chili. Then he made the said dude eat the chili.

That's more twisted than anything Stewie has ever done.

[DS1]

6. Oh sweet taste of tears of unimaginable sorrow

[nam78_two]

7. Yikes-yes I had forgotten about "Scot Tenorman must die" .nt

[fizzgig]

8. that was the first thing that popped into my mind

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

14. I made you eat your parents!

In the future, Stewie will go into politics and make a run for the presidency as the RNC candidate. Cartman will become the next Jeffrey Dahmer.

[jmowreader]

16. Oh, there's an even worse one

In an episode after "Scott Tenorman Must Die," Cartman was ordering Jesus around with the threat of killing Jesus' parents and making Him eat them. Stan's over there like "he will too, dude."

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Stewie is more diabolical and power-mad. Cartman is simply psychotic and twisted.

I gotta go Cartman - he did serve Scott Tenerman his parents in a chili cookoff.

Stewie's plans are much more far reaching - he wants to rule the world! And you can't do that if you're twisted. Cartman reacts entirely in the moment with no thought of the future or long-range goals.

[HEyHEY]

3. Cartman's just a foul mouthed whelp - Stewie is an evil genius

[flvegan]

4. This is the kind of question that could keep you up at night.

Sure, Cartman is pretty twisted. But, Stewie has deeper issues, I think.

However, the most twisted animated character is still...Lil' Bush.

[nam78_two]

5. Lol-I think we have a winner

I had forgotten about that one :D...
I don't think it would be fair to pit him against the other two though-clearly not a fair fight. He has killed way, way more people...

[flvegan]

9. Totally unfair.

Considering he's got Lil' Cheney on his side.

[nomorenomore08]

10. Had to go with Stewie, since at least Cartman's never tried to kill his own mother.

nt

[Mr. Blonde]

11. He did try to exterminate the Jews though

and he gave his friend AIDS.

[nomorenomore08]

12. Good points. It's definitely hard to choose.

nt

[RainDog]

13. Cartman

for the reasons stated above... you don't slip your best friend an aids mickey, no matter how hiv positive you are. the chili ep was on not too long ago, again. shocking.

however, I also think it's difficult to be a total evil genius when you aren't potty trained.

[petronius]

15. Stewie is a matricidal, power-hungry, diabolical genius. Cartman is a Republican,

which the exact same thing, except for the genius part....