I bet that FreeCreditReport.com guy is the identity thief

[MonkeyFunk]

I bet HE stole the real guy's identity and stole his job as a singing waiter.

Sure, he LOOKS cute. Has a nice smile. But look at his eyes as he sings - he's a sociopath. Dark, evil, hate-filled eyes. He hates his customers. He hates YOU!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Frankly, that POS car he drives is more than he deserves.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. I bet he pees in the soup

[Midlodemocrat]

3. and licks the oyster crackers. Guys like him have no shame.

BTW, great OP in GD=P. Not that I've been anywhere near that cesspool, though.

[MonkeyFunk]

4. He probably fucks the tables

after closing.

[PeaceNikki]

5. **snort**

Not that there's anything WRONG with that...

[siligut]

6. I don’t trust those guys.

When they spend money advertising something that is for free; you know there is a catch. Even if all they do is sell your name, that sucks. Also, the negative ad form, “This is what will happen to you if you don’t use our service”; like threatening hell to Christians.

Guy in the ads reminds me of my BIL. So I like him, even if the ads suck.

[MonkeyFunk]

7. Your brother in law

is a sociopathic, chowder-pissing table-fucker?

[siligut]

14. Hey, I'm not the one who married him.

No accounting for taste, my sister likes guitar players. :shrug:

[IronLionZion]

9. It's not free

You can get a free credit report if you want from this real credit reporting agency site: annualcreditreport.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annualcreditreport.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_and_Accurate_Credit_Transactions_Act

But freecreditreport.com makes you pay for the report because they are crooks and liars. Good for you for questioning why they would advertise something that is "free".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freecreditreport.com

[siligut]

16. Thank you for the link.

Good to know. We got our credit scores free from the cashier at Sears when we signed up for a credit card.

[Initech]

27. Like Tyler Durden from Fight Club?

[Zavulon]

8. Thne way he bobs his head at the end of that commercial makes me want to

slap the shit out of him on general principle.

Thank you for your attention towards my cheery thought of the day.

[IcyPeas]

10. everybody now....

freeee credit report.com
I shoulda seen this comin at me
like an atom bomb

this tune gets stuck in my head for hours upon hours a g g g g g g h h h h h

[Iggo]

11. F-R-E-E....that spells "free."

Friggin earworm.

[pokerfan]

19. M-O-O-N that spells free credit report dot com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNro6z_OkQ

Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack
'Cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact

F-R-E-E, that spells Free
Credit Report Dot Com baby

Saw their ads on my TV
Thought about goin' but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at

F-R-E-E, that spells Free
Credit Report Dot Com baby

[YDogg]

23. i freakin' love that song!

:-)

[MonkeyFunk]

12. Plus, he's Canadian.

and not just regular Canadian, either - FRENCH Canadian! Ergo, a sociopathic chowder-pee-er.

[supernova]

13. You know you want him

:evilgrin:

[Miss Carly]

15. what's wrong with you guys? He's HOT

So is the guitar player/backup vocals guy....

Carly

[MonkeyFunk]

20. Yeah

Ted Bundy was hot, too.

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. Yeah, baby!

He's got that wild and crazy look!


(Eric Violette)
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=http://www.ericviolette.com/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Deric%2Bviolette%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26suggon%3D0%26as_qdr%3Dall

[MonkeyFunk]

18. Look at those eyes...

they scream "I've got an oubliette in my basement!"

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Wonder if I an get his oubliette hooked up with my oob-la-di...ooooooo baby!

;)

[av8rdave]

22. You would think he could have seen it coming at him like an atom bomb...

[Fox Mulder]

24. Plus he has the most annoying commercials ever.

They're even worse than the "Head On, apply directly to the forehead" commercials. :puke:

[Roon]

25. He's really cute..

I have a crush on him.

[Robeson]

26. You do know, his posse is gettin' laughed at, don't you?...

...give the kid a break...:-)

[Initech]

28. Well, according to this guy...

Having bad credit can get you a room in your girlfriend's parent's basement, a shitty used sub-compact car, and a job hawking bad seafood.