MISSING HUSBAND

[texas1928]

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in
less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Bwuhahaha! Let's hope it wasn't metric, so there's at least a chance he's alive.

:rofl:

[texas1928]

2. And it did not make nasty comments when you stepped on it.

[siligut]

3. I didn't know there was such a thing as a talking scale.

I found this on google: http://www.james.lipsit.com/Homeauto/not_fat.wav and this http://www.james.lipsit.com/Homeauto/fat.wav

Oh hell. We start talking about what weird stuff we can do for our anniversary two weeks before, just in case it involves time off. Communication is key.

[texas1928]

6. I saw one that screamed when you stepped on it.

Others made off hand remarks about your weight.

[siligut]

9. I found the wave files on this site

The person explains how to hook your scale up to HAL 2000. http://www.james.lipsit.com/talking.htm

[Kajsa]

4. LOL-Oh my!

That man is living dangerously!

:rofl:


Thanks- I've bookmarked this one.

:D :hi:

[texas1928]

7. Braver than me.

[IzaSparrow]

5. lol...

:rofl: I'm waiting on students to visit me here in the tutoring room, and I just laughed very loudly.

[texas1928]

8. EH, Laughter is the best medicine.

[Maestro]

10. Check in the backyard

for some recently turned over earth. :)

[texas1928]

11. Yeah and look for receipts from the hardware store for drop cloths and the like.

:scared: