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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-15-08 09:03 PM
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Joke
My Dad sent me this joke this morning. It's pretty funny :D

p.s., He is an alumni of Penn State.


At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry
and
all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident
that,
the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a
big
party.

They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all
day
Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final
they
would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they

visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result,
they
missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys

were excited and relieved. They studied all that night for the exam!

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a

test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points.

Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going
to
be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was
written....
"For 95 points: Which tire?"

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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-15-08 09:13 PM
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1. The flat one.
:shrug:

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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-15-08 09:15 PM
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2. lol!
:rofl:
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mikita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-15-08 09:17 PM
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3. good joke and ptah's response even better!
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-15-08 09:23 PM
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4. I know it....
Next time my Dad sends me a joke, I'll run it by DU before I reply to him! lol
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