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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 11:40 AM
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Playboy is looking for Olive Garden waitresses...... for a special pictorial
Edited on Thu Apr-17-08 11:41 AM by lost-in-nj
The Olive Garden is one of the only places in NYC that you can sit down and have a full meal for under $10. This is why it's like my church. The waiter always gives me the "huff" and "eye roll" when I order this shit, but I don't give a fuck.

Kendra of the "Girls Next Door" also feels the love for OG and that is why she's decided to hold a Playboy casting call for Olive Garden waitresses. WTF! Kendra is always coming up with the classiest ideas.

Kendra wrote on her MySpace that she will hand-pick the winners for the exclusive Playboy Olive Garden pictorial.

To be considered, you must submit the following:

-At least two photos: one head shot and one full-body shot (bikini or nude)
-A recent pay stub showing proof of current employment at Olive Garden
-A clear and legible photocopy of a government-issued photo ID proving you are 18 or older.



This is going to be an ultra sexy photo shoot. Nothing is hotter than a pair of plastic tits hanging over a plate of Seafood Alfredo











:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




lost
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 11:42 AM
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1. Truer words were never typed.
This is going to be an ultra sexy photo shoot. Nothing is hotter than a pair of plastic tits hanging over a plate of Seafood Alfredo
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 12:31 PM
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8. alas they aren't my words.....
they are from the website I got the article off of....



lost


:hi:


infidel



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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 11:43 AM
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2. Poor workers...
...being exploited by two corporations at once.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 11:59 AM
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3. Olive Garden but no Girls of Cracker Barrel?
I'm outraged.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 12:17 PM
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4. Now there's an idea!
Naked and serving me a plate of Country Sausage and Biscuits? Count me in....
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 12:23 PM
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5. Now that's Hospitaliano!
Waitress, I'll have a side order of nipples to go with my garlic chicken alfredo...
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 12:27 PM
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6. endless breadsticks here!
:rofl:
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 12:29 PM
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7. Yes, I am assuming the breadsticks will be quite prominent after this shoot nt
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 12:37 PM
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9. WOW Gorn
My bread stick just got aroused....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:




:woohoo: :woohoo:


found olive garden
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