ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: Please remove your horse-fucking porn before taking your computer in for repair

[dolo amber]

ESPECIALLY IF IT'S ON A FUCKING DISC THAT'S STUCK IN THE DISC DRIVE THAT YOU WANT FIXED.

I don't even know WHAT to do with that. :rofl: :wtf:

[Inchworm]

1. LoL

That is too funny. I've seen some pretty messed up stuff on friend's computers when they drop it off.

:rofl:

[dolo amber]

4. The dude is either brazen or clueless as to what was on that disc

He told us when he called there was a disc stuck in the drive...didn't so much mention the content. :D

[billyskank]

2. Horse fucking is my daily life.

Where I work is to do with breeding race horses. It's all this stallion fucked this mare, and this mare, and this mare, some of those randy bastards fuck like three mares a day, every day, for years. Makes shit loads of cash for their owners as well. My whole day at work is just sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex. How the fuck am I supposed to get any work done??

[dolo amber]

3. This is wholly different horse fucking, trust me

:o

[billyskank]

5. You're not talking about horse on horse, are you?

[dolo amber]

7. Indeed, this is not hot horse-on-horse action, my friend

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Sweet zombie Jesus.

[dolo amber]

8. I know, right??

Boggles the mind, I tells ya... :crazy:

[DS1]

9. You MUST catch this week's Southpark when it repeats

but, YOU opened the file! What were you expecting, nosypants? :)

[dolo amber]

11. Actually the techs did...and they do, people, keep that in mind

I just heard "HOLY SHIT!!!" from the back followed by two techs falling onto the floor and laughing...of COURSE I had to investigate. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

12. It's not hard to find online.

I watched it last night and was in tears at Kyle's fix for the problem. (I work in internet tech support, so it was extra funny.)

[DS1]

13. I know

I watched it this morning. I liked the whole thing, especially the old tymey simulator

[PeaceNikki]

10. sowry

:blush:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. geez dolo! i give you my pc and you tell all my secrets on du.

not very nice. not nice at all.

[dolo amber]

17. In your defense, that was one smokin' hot horse

:patriot:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. i know. i am shallow like that.

[JVS]

15. prude

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. "I don't even know WHAT to do with that."

Uh... bring it home? :shrug:

[dolo amber]

19. Bored with all your regular horse porn already, dear?

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. You found my John Kerry/Sarah Jessica Parker tape?

:blush:

[ThomCat]

37. Oh, that is mean!

:wow:

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. You laughed.

Admit it.

[ThomCat]

41. Yes. I did.

:P

But it's still mean. :)

[Blue_Tires]

18. that was just a History Channel DVD on Catherine the Great!

[Shakespeare]

21. This is my favorite thread of the day.

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Give the guy a break...

Can he help it if his horse likes porn?

[HamstersFromHell]

33. OH! WILLLLLBURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[evlbstrd]

24. If the disc weren't stuck

don't you think he would have?

[XemaSab]

26. Time to throw the computer away and get a new one

I would sooner DIE than suffer the embarassment of having tech support see my horse-fucking porn. Not that I have any, or would LIKE to have any, mind you.

[evlbstrd]

28. You got that right.

[johnnie]

25. You guys should return it w/ something like a "My Little Pony" DVD

And see if he calls back and complains.

[Fire Walk With Me]

35. ...

:rofl:

[crispini]

39. Bwahahahahahhahahaha! nt

[hunter]

27. If I don't look, I don't have to remember.

I don't want to see ANYTHING on a client's computer. Heaven help us, any version of Microsoft Windows is plenty bad enough.

Here's something worse than horse-fucking porn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU

(charlie posted it before me. blame him.)

[skygazer]

29. My ex-step-mother (how's that for a relationship?) used to work in an emergency room

Her amazing stories involved PEOPLE with various objects stuck in various places. :wow:

It is absolutely amazing what the human imagination is capable of.

[AnneD]

31. I love swapping stories with fellow nurses....

ER Nurses usually win the gross out contests :rofl:
So many orifices, so many objects, so little time.

[Xipe Totec]

30. Aren't PC techs like physicians or something?

sworn to secrecy?


No?... :shrug:



Oh, well, in that case, he's screwn!!!!


:rofl:

[Taverner]

32. Yes - you should teach your customer the paperclip trick

I remember when I learned that - it was like suddenly epiphany

[Drum]

46. Seriously!

a "whew!" moment.

[triguy46]

34. Since you are in the know...

When I dispose of a computer, I first remove the hard drive and beat it to smithereens with a sledge hammer. Is that enough to eliminate traces of my internet activities?

[harmonicon]

38. aka, Whitehouse-style NT

[midnight armadillo]

42. Naw, go for a Tesla coil

[sasquatch]

36. What'd matcom do to his computer now?

:D

[Solon]

43. You are going to give it back after you fix my computer right? I can't live without it...

:hide:

[Drum]

44. rofl---DUzy!

:thumbsup:

[Drum]

45. omg people, no recs for this yet???

:D

[gmoney]

47. Well, if I could REMOVE the horse porn, I wouldn't need it fixed, would I?

Duh...

[Jamastiene]

48. Yuk, even I don't go THERE.

I can imagine though. Wow, I don't envy you your job today. :rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

49. The person must like their horses hung like...

well...horses.

BTW...:puke: